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Old 03-23-2011, 05:06 PM
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A wife asks her husband, a naval engineer:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."


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Old 03-23-2011, 06:44 PM
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Cute!
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A wife asks her husband, a naval engineer:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."


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Old 03-23-2011, 09:39 PM
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Sounds like the husband was Starfleet Engineer Mr. Spock.


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