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1. Losing all your friends





Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says 'If you keep behaving like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'









2. Brother wanted





A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....









3. Meaning of WIFE





Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'









4. Importance of a period





Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'

Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she had missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'









5. Confident vs. confidential



A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '

Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '









6. Anger management?





Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'



Husband: 'How does that help?'



Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ...'









Oh Well, what more can we say....











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