[jimbo2012]

An old man was asked, "At your ripe old age,
what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.

Better to spill half an ounce of Johnnie Walker Whiskey,
than to forget where you keep the bottle!!"

[glgene]

Originally Posted by jimbo2012

An old man was asked, "At your ripe old age,
what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.

Better to spill half an ounce of Johnnie Walker Whiskey,
than to forget where you keep the bottle!!"

The answer to Parkinson's: Use a taller glass.