Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂
British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?” “No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.” “Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?” “It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent. “Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?” Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.” The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!” Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!” |
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Funny. |
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Probably not as long as the long time owners of his brand have control.
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Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy
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Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
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It looks like James Bond will still be male. |
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Boycott woke and they will keep canceling immoral trash. Holy Wokery Batgirl! TOM LEONARD investigates why Warner Bros' $90million superhero film was axed
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don't you mean an hour slow |
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When you have something so successful wonder why they felt a need to make such wholesale changes. If its not broke dont fix it
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I thought ze was.
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Closed Thread |
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