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Old 08-06-2022, 08:24 PM
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Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
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Old 08-06-2022, 09:02 PM
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Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
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Old 08-07-2022, 06:19 PM
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Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
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Old 08-07-2022, 06:22 PM
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Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
Probably not as long as the long time owners of his brand have control.
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Old 08-07-2022, 06:41 PM
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Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy
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Hopefully they revert back to 007 being a guy
Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
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Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
James Bond Producer Says “We’re Reinventing 007”, Next Film In 2 Years – Deadline

It looks like James Bond will still be male.
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We shall see but hope they continue along the lines of the original
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We shall see but hope they continue along the lines of the original
We will probably have to wait to around 2026 or so. The Next James Bond Movie Will Be a ‘Reinvention’ of 007
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Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”

don't you mean an hour slow
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Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”
Hahahaha!
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Old 08-08-2022, 07:30 AM
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Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
Another blow struck against white males! The sexual confusion of the woke crowd is stupid as well as disgusting.
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Old 08-08-2022, 07:36 AM
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Based on the last movie, where Bond was killed, it appears the new 007 is an African American, whoops, African British woman. And Q came out as gay. Looks like there’s nothing the newer generations can’t keep their hands off changing.
When you have something so successful wonder why they felt a need to make such wholesale changes. If its not broke dont fix it
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Old 08-08-2022, 08:33 AM
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Good joke, but it’s now dated. Or maybe not, the new 007 could turn out to be a lesbian?
I thought ze was.
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