[superuke]

Why do squirrel's swim on their backs?

Simply to keep their nuts dry!

Originally Posted by superuke

Why do squirrel's swim on their backs?

Simply to keep their nuts dry!

How about does? Female squirrels.

Tarzan grows up among the apes with no human contact. He cannot contain his lust so he takes to making love to any hole in a tree he can find.

Jane visits the jungle and attracts Tarzan away from the tree holes.

They fall in love and upon the beginning of their consummation of that love, Tarzan lets fly with the kick between Jane's legs.

He explains to Jane as she is withering in pain on the jungle bed-- "I have always had to check for squirrels before and did not think you would mind if I kept to my old habits!"

[The Great Fumar]

A hunter went into a Taxidermy shop with two large squirrels and threw them on the counter....The Taxidermist asked "do you want these mounted ?" To which the hunter replied " No Holding Hands Will be Fine".

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fumar .......