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Wiotte 03-05-2018 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521006)
The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.



I’d like to know how we’re supposed to get the gator meat from Costco to The Villages without it getting gamey. NOTHING worse than bad gator meat, yuck !


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Wiotte 03-05-2018 11:42 PM

The Thread About NOTHING
 
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NOTHING

Abby10 03-06-2018 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521006)
The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.

Nucky, you are quite the story teller - real AND imagined. :clap2: Too funny. I wouldn't even know how to add on to that. Some people, like you, have the gift and some of us have NOTHING, like me - :sigh:

But, please, keep the stories coming!

jsw14 03-06-2018 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521006)
The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.

Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....:a20:

Abby10 03-06-2018 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jsw14 (Post 1521254)
Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....:a20:

The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales. :D

jsw14 03-06-2018 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521267)
The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales. :D

Title of the book should be >>> "NOTHING But Gator Tales".... :wave:

Kenswing 03-06-2018 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521267)
The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales. :D

I think they both have PHD's

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Higher and
Deeper

NOTHING but sunshine today with a high of 50..

Nucky 03-06-2018 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jsw14 (Post 1521254)
Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....:a20:

JSW14, who has no teeth in the opening act? Is it the aggilator or is it da Gator Wrestler? If I said to you the old grey mare ain't what he used to be would you accept that as a fun fact or dissect it to point out a mare is a female horse? By the way if I fell off the deep end it would result in a sinkhole or a tsunami. It would be more than Nothing. A whole lot to consider.

Hey W. When your rebuilding the Cheby Motor Man just put a little grill on the side to warm up the gator so you have a source for snacks on the way back on your Sunday rides. Better than Nothing right?

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenswing (Post 1521278)
I think they both have PHD's



Piled

Higher and

Deeper



NOTHING but sunshine today with a high of 50..



Justified weather reports are NOTHING.


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Nucky 03-06-2018 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiotte (Post 1521282)
Justified weather reports are NOTHING.


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I resemble that remark.:sigh:

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:40 PM

The Thread About NOTHING
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521283)
I resemble that remark.:sigh:



Zero tolerance policy enforcement...NOTHING VIOLATION


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Abby10 03-06-2018 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucky (Post 1521283)
I resemble that remark.:sigh:

You might resemble this too -

NOTHING violation!! :1rotfl:

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby10 (Post 1521292)
You might resemble this too -



NOTHING violation!! :1rotfl:



Good one NOTHING [emoji41]


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Nucky 03-06-2018 08:45 PM

I am Nothing but distracted and got busted again. Triple Nippy Drats! Never Again. Good Night yous Nothingburgers!

Wiotte 03-06-2018 08:47 PM

When the doc steps out from the exam room for a few seconds, this NOTHING dares a selfie.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f94362840c.jpg


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