Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Nucky's going to love that one.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Oh my goodness, did I NOTHING but start something now?

NOTHING but hilarious, fw.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by fw102807

Nucky's going to love that one.

He's going to NOTHING but love it.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by fw102807

It's an event that is only tolerable with alcohol. Other than that watching paint dry would be NOTHING but a better choice.

I know you are NOTHING but correct. I walked in on this activity at my daughter in laws shower. Should have stayed at the Bachelor Party. Had to go early things were getting nuts.

Nice joke their Counselor, now BK has to outdo you.

Originally Posted by Abby10

He's going to NOTHING but love it.

Darn it must be forget your NOTHING day

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by fw102807

It's an event that is only tolerable with alcohol. Other than that watching paint dry would be NOTHING but a better choice.

Yep, and I knew this was going to be NOTHING but a dry party. Of course, if I would have drunk anything like that I probably would have never made it back across the street because I'm so darn tired right now as it is.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Speaking of that, this is NOTHING but funny.

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers) . The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree? But neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Then American Woodpeckers must be really NOTHING but confused because I had one pecking our rain gutters the other day. You would have thought that to be impeckable.. lol

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Then American Woodpeckers must be really NOTHING but confused because I had one pecking our rain gutters the other day. You would have thought that to be impeckable.. lol

And apparently I'm NOTHING but more confused than the woodpeckers because I called Tal, fw. Time to take a nap!

[BK001]

Originally Posted by fw102807

I think you might NOTHING but want to rephrase that...

LOL -- That nothing but immediately crossed my mind.

[Taltarzac725]

The Villages Daily Sun for today 5/11/2019 has these six states Villages households claiming hometown origin:

Arizona-- 106.

Connecticut-- 1,461.

Georgia-- 915.

Michigan-- 3,057.

West Virginia-- 282.

Wisconsin-- 1,641.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The story for the California Villages household # who claim to be from that state featured the Sonoma County Sgt Dan Thompson who was recognized for biking 7 miles to work. Sonoma County sheriff’s sergeant named bicycle commuter of the year My parents lived in Sonoma County from 1986-1996 and I visited from Minnesota and lived there from December 1991 through around June of 1996.

The number for CA is 669 households which hail from that state.

Maryland -- 1,529.

Missouri-- 611.

North Carolina-- 713.

Utah-- 24.

Vermont-- 281.

These numbers are from page A4 in The Villages Daily Sun and not for NOTHING.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The Villages Daily Sun for today 5/11/2019 has these six states Villages households claiming hometown origin:

Arizona-- 106.

Connecticut-- 1,461.

Georgia-- 915.

Michigan-- 3,057.

West Virginia-- 282.

Wisconsin-- 1,641.

Hmmm. There's something missing here. Can't quite put my finger on it.. It's probably NOTHING..

[Nucky]

That Pecker thing! Does that come in Diet, Yous know Diet Dr. Pecker?

Can you imagine ending up with a broken Pecker? It probably happened to those birds who Pecked away on the Stone Tablets For Fred Flintstone And Moses. NOTHING but a bad job. I wonder if they could sharpen their Peckers?

Wouldn't it be terrible if you walked into a wall, Pecker Deployed and Broke Your Nose Instead? Goodness Gracious! That's a sad situation.

We are still home? Let's see what Mothers Day Brings. Happy Mothers Day to All Yous Good Mommies! I'm gonna leave it rite there. No saying Muthers Day to Tal & K-Man. I wanna stay good. Peace Out.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Hmmm. There's something missing here. Can't quite put my finger on it.. It's probably NOTHING..

Well I was thinking of NOTHING but it did not transfer to the page.

[Taltarzac725]

We should get there by May 15, 2019 and not for NOTHING.

That is to 300,000 views of absolutely NOTHING. We have 298, 547 as of 10:55 PM EST Saturday Night.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

We should get there by May 15, 2019 and not for NOTHING.

That is to 300,000 views of absolutely NOTHING. We have 298, 547 as of 10:55 PM EST Saturday Night.

I think it's going to be NOTHING but way sooner than May 15th, but no matter which date exactly, it's all quite impressive.

Wow, that was a long nap! Guess it's time to go to bed for the night now. Told you I was getting good at this. Just woke up to a text from my son. He's taking me to church and then brunch afterward, so this mom's a happy camper. Hope all the rest of you moms have a wonderful Mother's Day!