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Old 08-06-2019, 08:57 PM
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NOTHING but gratitude on Purple Heart Day, Wednesday, August 7, 2019.
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Old 08-07-2019, 08:15 AM
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NOTHING is hot.

351, 216.
350, 013.

The 24 hour 8:55 AM EST NOTHING tally for 8/5 to 8/6/2019 is--

1203.
NOTHING is quiet this morning.

352, 092.
351, 216.

Still getting a lot of views of late though with the 24 cycle for 8/6 to 8/7 8:55 AM EST tallying at 876.
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Old 08-07-2019, 08:35 AM
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Have to take NOTHING but a moment to hope things are going well for our NOTHING Buddy in Ocala.
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Old 08-07-2019, 08:40 AM
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Have to take NOTHING but a moment to hope things are going well for our NOTHING Buddy in Ocala.
NOTHING but there with you Nucky.
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Old 08-07-2019, 09:29 AM
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Have to take NOTHING but a moment to hope things are going well for our NOTHING Buddy in Ocala.
I hope the results are no more serious than NOTHING.
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It's so foggy this morning that I can see NOTHING..
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It's so foggy this morning that I can see NOTHING..
FOGGY, Ah that reminds me of a joke that would have you rolling on the ground laughing. NOTHING but one problem, it's to rough for this format.
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Old 08-07-2019, 10:34 AM
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FOGGY, Ah that reminds me of a joke that would have you rolling on the ground laughing. NOTHING but one problem, it's to rough for this format.
I doubt if it was this one and not for NOTHING.

" I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."

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Old 08-07-2019, 12:39 PM
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FOGGY, Ah that reminds me of a joke that would have you rolling on the ground laughing. NOTHING but one problem, it's to rough for this format.
Try us. We like to roll on the floor laughing on the NOTHING thread.
I can't speak for other NOTHINGS, but I think we will survive rough humour.
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:16 PM
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Try us. We like to roll on the floor laughing on the NOTHING thread.
I can't speak for other NOTHINGS, but I think we will survive rough humour.
It's too rough by far. If I NOTHING but clean it up there is no use in even trying. I like the extra letter you put into certain words. It's NOTHING but cooul with me!
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:24 PM
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It's too rough by far. If I NOTHING but clean it up there is no use in even trying.
Probably it's a joke that isn't funny when it's cleaned up.
I really liked the part about us rolling on the floor laughing.
Perhaps it is too rough for the NOTHING thread - you know best.
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It's too rough by far. If I NOTHING but clean it up there is no use in even trying. I like the extra letter you put into certain words. It's NOTHING but cooul with me!
Come on, Nucky. No guts no glory. If you get hit with the Ban Stick the pain will be over in NOTHING but a few days..
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I'm back! And all in one piece LOL. Too bad I didn't come back to a rough and ready joke that is too raunchy for Nothing! I would have liked that.

Thank you all for your good wishes. A couple of days for the pathology report and then I start chemo and radiation. Our golden years are turning out to be just a wee bit tarnished LOL but it beats the alternative. So I think I will mosey over to the joke thread and post one for the gipper.
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I'm back! And all in one piece LOL. Too bad I didn't come back to a rough and ready joke that is too raunchy for Nothing! I would have liked that.

Thank you all for your good wishes. A couple of days for the pathology report and then I start chemo and radiation. Our golden years are turning out to be just a wee bit tarnished LOL but it beats the alternative. So I think I will mosey over to the joke thread and post one for the gipper.
Just Google NOTHING and dirty jokes. Stuff pops up. And welcome back.

I read about 40 of these dirty jokes and they are way too foul for TOTV.
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Old 08-07-2019, 08:52 PM
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With our home packed up for our upcoming move to TV, we have NOTHING to sit on
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