[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Spoiler

With our home packed up for our upcoming move to TV, we have NOTHING to sit on

Then I guess you'll be sitting on NOTHING..

Have a safe move..

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Spoiler

With our home packed up for our upcoming move to TV, we have NOTHING to sit on

I hope you have NOTHING but safe travels.

In 1996 I drove from the SF Bay area through LA to the Grand Canyon down to the Meteor Crater then to El Paso, TX. Continued to Austin, TX and had visited then or after the Alamo. Headed to Louisiana and stopped in Mobile Bay to see the USS Alabama and the USS Drum. Went to various beaches in Florida's panhandle and eventually reached Palm Harbor, FL. All alone. My parents were travelling with the dog and not wandering around like I like to do. I just pointed in a direction and saw what happened.

Did get a speeding ticket in a West Texas town, Van Horn, that is a big part of the commercial Space Race. Think Jeff Bezos has a ranch near there.

I do not do that now that I am 60.

[Spoiler]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Have a safe move..

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

I hope you have NOTHING but safe travels

Thanks for the kind words. After planning this for a couple of years, there is NOTHING to stop us now...

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Spoiler

Thanks for the kind words. After planning this for a couple of years, there is NOTHING to stop us now...

NOTHING but happy for you. If you get snagged with any problemos when you arrive just come on the Forum and help and advice will be plentiful. We know what it's like to wait, I can say for sure that it's all worth it. Best of luck to you.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

NOTHING is quiet this morning.

352, 092.
351, 216.

Still getting a lot of views of late though with the 24 cycle for 8/6 to 8/7 8:55 AM EST tallying at 876.

NOTHING is still a hot topic on Talk of the Villages.

353, 247.
352, 092.

Thursday's 24 hour 8:55 AM EST tally from Wednesday is a whopping 1155 views.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Come on, Nucky. No guts no glory. If you get hit with the Ban Stick the pain will be over in NOTHING but a few days..

I see that those words are NOTHING but true. However, I've made some errors before and am trying to keep my act a little cleaner. I would be thrown out of Florida if I put this one in writing.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I see that those words are NOTHING but true. However, I've made some errors before and am trying to keep my act a little cleaner. I would be thrown out of Florida if I put this one in writing.

The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.

"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"

"Where'd it sting you?"

"Between the first and second hole."

"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."

I hope this one makes the NOTHING cut. I means stays on NOTHING but is also seen as funny.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.

"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"

"Where'd it sting you?"

"Between the first and second hole."

"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."

I hope this one makes the NOTHING cut. I means stays on NOTHING but is also seen as funny.

I Vote for NOTHING but cute and acceptable there Shecky Greene.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.

"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"

"Where'd it sting you?"

"Between the first and second hole."

"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."

I hope this one makes the NOTHING cut. I means stays on NOTHING but is also seen as funny.

On that note, I'm NOTHING but out of here for the day..

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

On that note, I'm NOTHING but out of here for the day..

I did look at a lot of jokes which were a lot dirtier and found them NOTHING but inappropriate for TOTV's Just for Fun.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.

"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"

"Where'd it sting you?"

"Between the first and second hole."

"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."

IMHO, that is NOTHING but funny.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by BK001

I'm back! And all in one piece LOL.
Thank you all for your good wishes. A couple of days for the pathology report and then I start chemo and radiation. Our golden years are turning out to be just a wee bit tarnished LOL but it beats the alternative.

It sure does beat the alternative.
Best of luck with the chemo and radiation; you are NOTHING but a strong woman.
Going over to the joke thread? I'm glad to see your sense of humour is NOTHING but intact.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Spoiler

With our home packed up for our upcoming move to TV, we have NOTHING to sit on

Are you moving to The Village of Monarch Grove?
I wish you NOTHING but sunshine and happiness.

[BK001]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The lady golfer came in from her round on the course. The golf pro asked her how she did.

"Terrible. I got stung by a wasp!"

"Where'd it sting you?"

"Between the first and second hole."

"Well first of all, your stance is too wide."

I hope this one makes the NOTHING cut. I means stays on NOTHING but is also seen as funny.

Tal,
I am nothing but shocked! I would have expected this from Me or Nucky or even Bare, but not you!

(Thanks for making my day - LOL)

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by BK001

Tal,
I am nothing but shocked! I would have expected this from Me or Nucky or even Bare, but not you!

(Thanks for making my day - LOL)

There were so many jokes that were way too foul for NOTHING. I did like the dirty Shakespeare jokes I found though. These were also inappropriate for TOTV.