Originally Posted by tomwed

Shekky Green did not know the right words. My dad did not know the right words. I have a nothing story about my dad Nucky from NJ will appreciate..

My Uncle Howie and Aunt Phil [short for Phylis] were visiting. I was sitting at the kitchen table just listening. My dad started to brag about my brother in law and sister. He said Michael and Janet are living at Glassboro State College. Mike is the dorm director and he is getting his Masters and Janet is teaching Home Ec. He said Mike doesn't have his Masters right now but he is working on his feces.

[i just sat there and no one knew he misspoke]

I've been to the Ugly Mug many times. I thinks it's the highest point in town at 8 feet.

You have some great funny stories and a wonderful way of telling them. You could write a recipe book with some NOTHING stories as a bonus.

There is a very important NOTHING missing.....

[Abby10]

Good morning, NOTHINGVILLE. It's Tuesday, August 21st.

I've got a busy day today and a long work day tomorrow. Catch you all sometime in between........no worries, except my wrist still hurts and being on the computer doesn't help.

Originally Posted by Abby10

Good morning, NOTHINGVILLE. It's Tuesday, August 21st.

I've got a busy day today and a long work day tomorrow. Catch you all sometime in between........no worries, except my wrist still hurts and being on the computer doesn't help.

Glad you could check in. NOTHING is NOTHING without our den mother. Hope your wrist gets better soon.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Abby10

Good morning, NOTHINGVILLE. It's Tuesday, August 21st.

I've got a busy day today and a long work day tomorrow. Catch you all sometime in between........no worries, except my wrist still hurts and being on the computer doesn't help.

Thanks for checking in, Abby.. Give them wrists NOTHING but a rest.

Off to work I go..

[Nucky]

Slowly I turn, step by step. Get me outta here I’m gonna loose my NOTHING. We’ve got NOTHING but 3 days to go! Hallelujah!

We both have confirmed beyond a doubt we have the patience of two Saints!

[Nucky]

Mrs Abby, maybe if you NOTHING but sing whilst you dispense it would lessen your pain.

One little two little three little Viagra’s four little five little six Viagra’s. You get the idea. I’ll bet you smile next time you count ‘em up.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Nucky

Slowly I turn, step by step. Get me outta here I’m gonna loose my NOTHING. We’ve got NOTHING but 3 days to go! Hallelujah!

We both have confirmed beyond a doubt we have the patience of two Saints!

That is NOTHING but something worth celebrating!!

[Abby10]

I'm getting NOTHING done because of this wrist. For those of you who had carpal tunnel (which I don't think that's what this is) I have a huge lump on the inside part of my wrist (right below my thumb). Is that what you experienced? It just seems like it's getting worse instead of better. My husband and I still think it's a tendon injury so he did some therapy on it. He has more contraptions than a chiropractor's office. I guess I'll stay the course and check in with my DME specialists tomorrow. I've got a routine physical coming up with my primary in a few weeks too, so if all else fails......

I haven't been unintentionally slowed down in years other than a nasty cold or something and am not liking it! I'm sure you get it, fw, after having had your recent surgery.

Off and running.......could be NOTHING but worse, at least my legs still work - lol

[tomwed]

I don't know much about doctoring, hardly nothing at all but what I do know is that if your feet smell and your nose runs you may be built upside down.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by tomwed

I don't know much about doctoring, hardly nothing at all but what I do know is that if your feet smell and your nose runs you may be built upside down.

You are too much! I want to ask where you get this stuff from but I'm kind of afraid of the answer. If this solely comes from NOTHING but your deep thinking processes then maybe that joke I threw out there the other day really does ring true - lol.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Nucky

Mrs Abby, maybe if you NOTHING but sing whilst you dispense it would lessen your pain.

One little two little three little Viagra’s four little five little six Viagra’s. You get the idea. I’ll bet you smile next time you count ‘em up.

I don't know how I keep missing posts, but this was one not to be missed.

Now, Nucky, how am I ever going to go into work tomorrow and not laugh every time I count. When somebody asks me what I keep laughing about, I'll just say NOTHING - well, it won't be a lie!

Originally Posted by Nucky

Slowly I turn, step by step. Get me outta here I’m gonna loose my NOTHING. We’ve got NOTHING but 3 days to go! Hallelujah!

We both have confirmed beyond a doubt we have the patience of two Saints!

Love this...slowly I turned step by step, inch by inch...NOTHING but a classic!

[Nucky]

We just came from the park and the NOTHING wallet emptying grandchildren's asked me to go down the slide. I obliged, wrong move. But at least I'm cool, I almost got stuck.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Nucky

We just came from the park and the NOTHING wallet emptying grandchildren's asked me to go down the slide. I obliged, wrong move. But at least I'm cool, I almost got stuck.

You are NOTHING but cool and don't let anyone tell you differently.