I think somebody is NOTHING but out cruising around in his new ride.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by tomwed

I wrote a nothing story yesterday and when I was about to push send I got a text. I clicked on the text and lost my post. So I'll start over. Nucky when I was 11 we also had a dog named Barney. My dad was an early adopter and loved his gadgets and gizmos. He bought Barney a flea and tick gizmo that looked like a microphone about the size of a quarter in diameter attached to his collar. One day my Aunt Patty visits, we're alone, with Barney and she asks me what it was. I told her that Barney is older and the vet said he needed this hearing aid. When you talk to Barney you need to talk louder and try to speak facing the hearing aid. So now she is leaning way forward and practically yelling, "Poor Barney, I am sorry to hear about your hearing problems." And that's when my father walks and asks Aunt Patty why she is talking so loud. I couldn't stop laughing. My mother, her sister loved that story and I repeated it whenever the family got together. Aunt Patty loved it too. Upon reflection, for the very first time, I wonder if my Aunt was putting me on just to give me a good story.

Mr. tomwed you are a real pip. Other than the cooking thing which I get NOTHING but a kick out of you think just like me. The Barney thing is surely something I wish I thought of. Don't ever leave us tomwed, we are all bright spots in one way or another but you are really SOMETHING ELSE. Just in case you couldn't hear NOTHING! You're the man.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by fw102807

I think somebody is NOTHING but out cruising around in his new ride.

We are NOTHING but recovering from the whole investigatory thing. I'm impressed that something so inexpensive rides so beautifully and I should have not been so hard headed about sticking with Ford my whole life as my primary vehicle. Time will tell but I think its a winner. Mrs. Nucky is afraid to drive it. We still have the Van for another month. Life is GOOD.

Still laughing about Barney with the hearing aid. What a gag.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Abby10

Truth be told, my NOTHING light is on but I'm really doing something. Because I took a detour today to go to see my neighbor's grandbaby, I'm just now getting around to scrubbing down the kitchen. It has been a great excuse for cooking NOTHING for dinner.

Why do you ask? Do you have something special planned that we won't want to miss?

Actually reading the other posts right before mine seems to show we're all pretty good at doing something with our NOTHING lights on. Is that against the rules? That may be a question for another brother.

Pretty much NOTHING..

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Pretty much NOTHING..

A little NOTHING or a lot?

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Pretty much NOTHING..

Boy what a let down. Well, I guess NOTHING is all we really need.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by fw102807

A little NOTHING or a lot?

I always knew women were NOTHING but lying when they said size doesn't matter..

Originally Posted by Abby10

Boy what a let down. Well, I guess NOTHING is all we really need.

How could NOTHING ever be a let down?

Originally Posted by Kenswing

I always knew women were NOTHING but lying when they said size doesn't matter..


How could NOTHING ever be a let down?

Is it lying when we are just protecting the fragile male ego? I see NOTHING wrong with being kind.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

I always knew women were NOTHING but lying when they said size doesn't matter..


How could NOTHING ever be a let down?

Sorry, Kommander.........you're right, NOTHING could never be a let down. (I'm using you as practice for my "you're right, dear" for when my husband gets home.)

A far as your first comment........sheesh, I hope Mrs K gets back NOTHING but soon - lol

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Abby10

Sorry, Kommander.........you're right, NOTHING could never be a let down. (I'm using you as practice for my "you're right, dear" for when my husband gets home.)

A far as your first comment........sheesh, I hope Mrs K gets back NOTHING but soon - lol

The best two words in the history of human language are NOTHING more than YES DEAR! Not watch out for THE DEER!
Its been saving my hide for a long time.

[Abby10]

Looks like I'm not the only one up in the middle of the night. Oh, that's right it's only 11pm your time, K. Anyway, nice hit and run you put on the NOTHING women earlier tonight. Fw always has the best comeback though.

Well, I didn't exercise today and here I am - can't sleep and my RLS is acting up so I'm just going to say it now -

It's Friday, September 14th - at least on the east coast.......


Whoops, I was wrong, no other NOTHINGS up but me.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Nucky

The best two words in the history of human language are NOTHING more than YES DEAR! Not watch out for THE DEER!
Its been saving my hide for a long time.

I'm NOTHING but learning, Nucky. A little late to the game but better late than never so they say.

Originally Posted by Abby10

Looks like I'm not the only one up in the middle of the night. Oh, that's right it's only 11pm your time, K. Anyway, nice hit and run you put on the NOTHING women earlier tonight. Fw always has the best comeback though.

Well, I didn't exercise today and here I am - can't sleep and my RLS is acting up so I'm just going to say it now -

It's Friday, September 14th - at least on the east coast.......


Whoops, I was wrong, no other NOTHINGS up but me.

When I have RLS I take Tums. I know weird right? It does help me though and not for NOTHING can't hurt you.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by fw102807

When I have RLS I take Tums. I know weird right? It does help me though and not for NOTHING can't hurt you.

That is NOTHING but weird. If it had magnesium in it like Maalox or Mylanta I could understand it, but Tums is just calcium carbonate. Hey, whatever works besides drugs is great in my book. I have a prescription I have to use once in a blue moon. And what I mean by that is the Rx is 3 years old, that's how often I take it. My son eats a handful of almonds before bedtime at night and he says that helps his RLS. It runs in my family big time - mom, me, sister, brother, son, and at least one of my nephews all have it. I'm just thankful I don't have it that bad. Some people really suffer.

Originally Posted by Abby10

That is NOTHING but weird. If it had magnesium in it like Maalox or Mylanta I could understand it, but Tums is just calcium carbonate. Hey, whatever works besides drugs is great in my book. I have a prescription I have to use once in a blue moon. And what I mean by that is the Rx is 3 years old, that's how often I take it. My son eats a handful of almonds before bedtime at night and he says that helps his RLS. It runs in my family big time - mom, me, sister, brother, son, and at least one of my nephews all have it. I'm just thankful I don't have it that bad. Some people really suffer.

That's NOTHING but great to know about the almonds. Love that idea.