[Kenswing]

Home sweet NOTHING.. Time for a nap..

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I was NOTHING but a Centerfold myself at one time. Perhaps you've heard of the Magazine called Chunkendale's! If you find the October 2001 issue I'm the Second & Third one from the left!

Hope your feeling better still Mrs. FW.

Soon after that magazine debuted they created eye bleach so you would see NOTHING.. lol

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Home sweet NOTHING.. Time for a nap..

I am NOTHING but happy to say that I am not needing a nap today after sleeping for most of the day and night yesterday. Told my husband I made it out of my coma.

[BK001]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I was NOTHING but a Centerfold myself at one time. Perhaps you've heard of the Magazine called Chunkendale's! If you find the October 2001 issue I'm the Second & Third one from the left!

The dancers at Chunkendale's were nothing like Patrick Swayze:

Chris Farley Chippendale Dance Remix - YouTube

[Taltarzac725]

Flashdance - Final Dance / What A Feeling (1983) - YouTube

Flashdance has quite a dance feature. Good for NOTHINGs.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by fw102807

I am NOTHING but happy to say that I am not needing a nap today after sleeping for most of the day and night yesterday. Told my husband I made it out of my coma.

I just slept for almost 4 hours. Is that still even considered a nap? Now I'm NOTHING but hungry..

I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to win any dance contests or centerfolds. I am NOTHING but enjoying my senior discounts.

[Nucky]

Those dancers were NOTHING but a crack up! Chris Farley down by the river. Travolta, no comment don’t wanna offend anyBODY.

Originally Posted by Nucky

Those dancers were NOTHING but a crack up! Chris Farley down by the river. Travolta, no comment don’t wanna offend anyBODY.

Chris Farley was a very funny guy. I thought he and David Spade were NOTHING but hilarious together.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by fw102807

I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to win any dance contests or centerfolds. I am NOTHING but enjoying my senior discounts.

I'm back to Dunkin Donuts but only for the Coffee No NOTHING Devil Donuts, the suck anyway. Yuck. My kids practically die laughing because they are shocked that I ask for a Senior Discount at DD'S. What the hell is so funny? I guess they can't believe the Old Man is actually an Old Man. I tip the people at the window because they bust their butts and I could grow a beard waiting to get waited on but thats a whole different Potato. They have kids and rent. Its nice to be nice.

Now that relations with all three boys are mended and we now have their blessing to live in The Villages Thank God. I didn't wanna move back! Only over my dead body and I know nobody wants that. They ask for a Senior Discount everywhere we go.

Everybody is in order here. K-Man home in one piece, Squidly looking like bait, Mrs. Fw still awake, Mrs. Abby still line dancing at Brownwood with her hubby even though the band went home an hour and a half ago, Mrs. BK browsing through a NOTHING catalog of Shiny new Titanium Hips that make you tap dance automatically, with good rhythm and Tal trying to get back above 3/4's full on Blood and Platelets. Nucky reading through diet books and losing his patience with slow like Heinz Catsup tonnage loss.

All is well in NOTHINGVILLEBURG!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I'm back to Dunkin Donuts but only for the Coffee No NOTHING Devil Donuts, the suck anyway. Yuck. My kids practically die laughing because they are shocked that I ask for a Senior Discount at DD'S. What the hell is so funny? I guess they can't believe the Old Man is actually an Old Man. I tip the people at the window because they bust their butts and I could grow a beard waiting to get waited on but thats a whole different Potato. They have kids and rent. Its nice to be nice.

Now that relations with all three boys are mended and we now have their blessing to live in The Villages Thank God. I didn't wanna move back! Only over my dead body and I know nobody wants that. They ask for a Senior Discount everywhere we go.

Everybody is in order here. K-Man home in one piece, Squidly looking like bait, Mrs. Fw still awake, Mrs. Abby still line dancing at Brownwood with her hubby even though the band went home an hour and a half ago, Mrs. BK browsing through a NOTHING catalog of Shiny new Titanium Hips that make you tap dance automatically, with good rhythm and Tal trying to get back above 3/4's full on Blood and Platelets. Nucky reading through diet books and losing his patience with slow like Heinz Catsup tonnage loss.

All is well in NOTHINGVILLEBURG!

I go back for platelets soon, Nucky. Will have to find something good to watch while doing it. This NOTHING discussion of late has gotten me thinking about The Full Monty as being a possibility. The Full Monty (1997) - Rotten Tomatoes

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

I go back for platelets soon, Nucky. Will have to find something good to watch while doing it. This NOTHING discussion of late has gotten me thinking about The Full Monty as being a possibility. The Full Monty (1997) - Rotten Tomatoes

Always pick door #2 Monty so you don't get NOTHING but Zonked!

I admire the blood donations and the other good things you do for your family. I've been saying it for 30 or 40 years, you're a Good Man Charlie Brown.

[Nucky]

Tomorrow is NOTHING but joke day on The NOTHING Thread so I will probably be kicked outta Florida! Everybody one joke, Dirty, Cute, whatever but just no thinker jokes. Good Night.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Nucky

Tomorrow is NOTHING but joke day on The NOTHING Thread so I will probably be kicked outta Florida! Everybody one joke, Dirty, Cute, whatever but just no thinker jokes. Good Night.

I will try to come up with one for NOTHING, Nucky.

Why did NOTHING cross the road?

It did not. A chicken did!!!

[Kenswing]

NOTHING better than late night NOTHING..