[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Squidly

Why does Dr. Nothing come in a can?

Because his wife died.

I got more of 'em!


All things weigh differently, many have no scale.

I think NOTHING has seen enough for one night.. lol

Try to pace yourself..

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Squidly

What do you call a cheap circumcism?

A rip-off.

Lol, nothing can stop this insanity!


All things weigh differently, many have no scale.

Late night television has NOTHING on you......

Originally Posted by Kenswing

I think NOTHING has seen enough for one night.. lol

Try to pace yourself..

Sorry, K, for promoting the insanity but it's just what I needed to end my day. Btw, glad you're back to NOTHING.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Squidly

For BK, nothing for anyone else.
Quiz: Only A True Brooklynite Can Pronounce All 18 Of These Street Names - Women.com


All things weigh differently, many have no scale.

I'm not a Brooklyn Baby but I got 100% so what kind of Nothing does that make me?

[BK001]

Originally Posted by Abby10

I'm not a Brooklyn Baby but I got 100% so what kind of Nothing does that make me?

Nothing less than Honorary!

[BK001]

Q. Why did the Polish woman have an abortion?

A. She didn't think the baby was hers

Nothing else to see here, move along . . .

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by BK001

Nothing less than Honorary!

Coming from you, BK, that's NOTHING but special. I'll take it!

Today is Wednesday, December 5th, a special day in my family of origin. It would have been my father's 86th birthday. Sure do miss you, Dad.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Abby10

Coming from you, BK, that's NOTHING but special. I'll take it!

Today is Wednesday, December 5th, a special day in my family of origin. It would have been my father's 86th birthday. Sure do miss you, Dad.

NOTHING but sorry Mrs. Abby. Today is Wednesday, December 5th, 2018. I'll be your tour guide for a little while and my name is Bruce, Bruce Wayne. I want to know why the Bat Pole is so sticky? Robin?

Anniversaries are tough even after years have passed. Sometimes memories are so sweet it thrills me when they are triggered at the most innocent times. Seems to be happening a whole lot lately.

How did Pop-Eye get his Thingamagiggy greasy?

He kept putting it in Olive Oil!

See yous later.

Wow 4 pages of NOTHING to catch up on. Here is my NOTHING joke.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them.
The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year.... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year....
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by fw102807

Wow 4 pages of NOTHING to catch up on. Here is my NOTHING joke.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them.
The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year.... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year....
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

Ding Ding Ding, Winner Winner NOTHING but a Healthy Dinner. #1 as of the first round!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 View Post
We now have 197, 450 views as of 12/4/2018 10:09 AM EST. That seems near the average rate of views these past few days even if we had one day with 1000 or so look sees. On the NOTHING thread.

We are now up to 198, 212 views as of 8:30 AM EST 12/05/2018.

Fairly busy day on NOTHING yesterday.

[Taltarzac725]

A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but NOTHING pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ismael.” the parrot replies. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?” The parrot speaks yet again, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.”

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by fw102807

Wow 4 pages of NOTHING to catch up on. Here is my NOTHING joke.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them.
The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year.... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year....
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

NOTHING but a good one, fw.

[Taltarzac725]

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? NOTHING, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but NOTHING pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ismael.” the parrot replies. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?” The parrot speaks yet again, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.”

Good one Tal. A NOTHING Christmas joke.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? NOTHING, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

and a NOTHING joke