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Old 12-05-2018, 08:25 PM
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Do Yous know what the Pope is saying when he is making NOTHING but the sign of the Cross when he is upstairs outside in the Basilica?

All of you Italians get off the lawn! It works better in person.

We just made an offer on Constipation Way! Waiting for the results with bated breath!
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:35 PM
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Do Yous know what the Pope is saying when he is making NOTHING but the sign of the Cross when he is upstairs outside in the Basilica?

All of you Italians get off the lawn! It works better in person.

We just made an offer on Constipation Way! Waiting for the results with bated breath!
Good move you don't want to hold back and lose out. Not sure I'd want to tell people where I live though, maybe you could just give them some coordinates. NOTHING but fingers crossed.
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:38 PM
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Casadiche? What's going on here, no happiness is that what I heard? In The Villages? I'm not sure that is allowed?? I have to check the rules??? We are an unusaul couple, Geographical Cures don't work somtines. U has 2 work Berry, Berry hardly to be sad ober here!

We wishing mucho peace 4 our berry nicely friends who are down in the dumplies. I'm writing like this because today I saw NOBOBDY AND NOTHING less than BIGPOPPA or BIGDADDY or whateber he name it were. What a nicely guy. He say's below to evebry 1 wooo was nice to he.

See you guys tomorrow, I'm wasted tired. Peace out. Tal your doing A #1 on the jokes just don't burn out to quick.
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:42 PM
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Good move you don't want to hold back and lose out. Not sure I'd want to tell people where I live though, maybe you could just give them some coordinates. NOTHING but fingers crossed.
If you lived NOTHING but down there you could have EVERYBODY over all at once.

We found the one, made the offer and now we wait. Lets the games begin! Yee Hah!

History tells me if it don't work out to good onto the next, there is a better one waiting. We shall see.
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:42 PM
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Casadiche? What's going on here, no happiness is that what I heard? In The Villages? I'm not sure that is allowed?? I have to check the rules??? We are an unusaul couple, Geographical Cures don't work somtines. U has 2 work Berry, Berry hardly to be sad ober here!

We wishing mucho peace 4 our berry nicely friends who are down in the dumplies. I'm writing like this because today I saw NOBOBDY AND NOTHING less than BIGPOPPA or BIGDADDY or whateber he name it were. What a nicely guy. He say's below to evebry 1 wooo was nice to he.

See you guys tomorrow, I'm wasted tired. Peace out. Tal your doing A #1 on the jokes just don't burn out to quick.
I need to find my Nucky NOTHING decoder ring..
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:45 PM
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I need to find my Nucky NOTHING decoder ring..
We had an old friend who had a bad problem which has been in remisssion for about a year. I NOTHING but haven't seen him in a long tine. He was a lightweight drinker always looking for a good pour and when he found it he couldn't handle it. He is NOTHING but sober and being a goodly husband and father. I'm proud of he.
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I need to find my Nucky NOTHING decoder ring..
I think you are going to have to NOTHING but share
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:48 PM
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I need to find my Nucky NOTHING decoder ring..
I NOTHING but helping u anytine except now. I go sleeptine quick! Glad U bad. Watch & help Mrs. ABBY 4 me/us.
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:57 PM
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. . . We just made an offer on Constipation Way! Waiting for the results with bated breath!
Oh how exciting . I am nothing if not overjoyed for you both. Now, none of that Jerky Jersey or Baffling Brooklyn real estate business.

Here's to what will be a quick and painless Villages closing.

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S !!!
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Old 12-05-2018, 10:26 PM
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Wife: Whatcha doing?
Me: NOTHING.
Wife: You did that yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.



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Old 12-06-2018, 06:59 AM
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Wife: Whatcha doing?
Me: NOTHING.
Wife: You did that yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.



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Good one. I am never done doing NOTHING
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:38 AM
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We are now up to 198, 212 views as of 8:30 AM EST 12/05/2018.

Fairly busy day on NOTHING yesterday.
12/06/2018 8:36 AM comes in with 198, 882 views.

We are approaching 200,000 quite quickly. Sad to see a encroachment on Three Word Sentences thread but those people seemed to have abandoned that ship so to speak.

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Old 12-06-2018, 08:42 AM
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Norman: What do you call a piece of wood with NOTHING to do?
Josephine: What?
Norman: “Bored!”
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:46 AM
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Norman: What do you call a piece of wood with NOTHING to do?
Josephine: What?
Norman: “Bored!”
Another funny NOTHING joke but we are hijacking another thread.
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Old 12-06-2018, 08:56 AM
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Another funny NOTHING joke but we are hijacking another thread.
The joke thread, I suppose? Ran into this while trying to avoid the Little Drummer Boy and not for NOTHING.

Cydel Gabutero - "The Power of love" (Cover) - YouTube

Watching a very young girl singing this particular song does seem a bit creepy.

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