[BK001]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Ran into a bunch of regulars from the Paradise Lake Villages dog park and boy did they have some jokes. Some way too risque to put on here and not for NOTHING.

Their version was a bit more R rated and told with a lot more drama but here is a more PG rated one--

The joke started out really good but I expected nothing less than a punchline and on that note, sorry Tal, it did not deliver. Did you leave it out because it is too risque?

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by BK001

The joke started out really good but I expected nothing less than a punchline and on that note, sorry Tal, it did not deliver. Did you leave it out because it is too risque?

No. Just the site I was looking at only had that.

Here is the rest of it and the man from the Lake Paradise Dog Park did include this. He told it differently in a more entertaining fashion and not for NOTHING. I did wonder if Nucky knew any of these people even though they all had small pooches.

The Psychiatrist and Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read,
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to
"Catatonics and High Colonics."
No go.

Next, they tried
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts."
Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it.

[Taltarzac725]

Another funny joke was the deaf woman on the bus and her communications with the bus driver. Here is a YouTube for you NOTHING people. This lady tells it well. **** I'm on the wrong bus joke - YouTube

I would say this is PG -rated if that.


I rarely if ever tell jokes in person. No good at it. I suppose I could practice and get better at it.

This group of people did remind me of Nucky and I wondered if he knew any of them? Just cannot remember the name of Nucky's boxer? I do remember that he/she passed. I will not post any people's nor pets' names on here but maybe Nucky recognizes some of the jokes told even though I suppose these are all told frequently here in the Villages. A private message might work?

Some of these people also might read Talk of the Villages and the NOTHING thread. I am sure I will run into them again.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Brawnwy123

OK, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You've been here before so you know better -

NOTHING violation....

Better luck next time.....

Originally Posted by Abby10

You've been here before so you know better -

NOTHING violation....

Better luck next time.....

You either get NOTHING or you don't.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by fw102807

You either get NOTHING or you don't.

Maybe he/she was all out of NOTHING?

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by fw102807

You either get NOTHING or you don't.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Maybe he/she was all out of NOTHING?

No excuses for not issuing a NOTHING violation when one is in order, especially in the absence of the Kommander. Here are the 2 things I have learned to make my life easier -

1) Keep my husband happy at home

2) Keep the Kommander happy on NOTHING

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by fw102807

Once you get here you can start looking for your next house since I've heard moving is NOTHING but a hobby down here.

Our next move is NOTHING but our last move. Unless of course it isn't.. lol

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Abby10

No excuses for not issuing a NOTHING violation when one is in order, especially in the absence of the Kommander. Here are the 2 things I have learned to make my life easier -

1) Keep my husband happy at home

2) Keep the Kommander happy on NOTHING

Your priorities are NOTHING but perfect.. lol

[Taltarzac725]

Finished watching Mission Impossible: Fallout and was very excited by the length of the Blu-Ray. And not for NOTHING. One of these actresses has shown up on my Facebook page every so often as have probably a few hundred more on-and-off over the past five years or so.

We talk about "stuff" once in a while.

A while back I did have one from another very well known movie from 2018 send me a private message and ask me if I liked kids. I did say "yes, of course". Did not know what to do with this as you never are sure who is at the other end of these conversations sometimes even when you are talking to the actual person. Actors!

[BK001]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

No. Just the site I was looking at only had that.

Here is the rest of it and the man from the Lake Paradise Dog Park did include this. He told it differently in a more entertaining fashion and not for NOTHING. I did wonder if Nucky knew any of these people even though they all had small pooches.

Yes, that definitely made an improvement ... nothing, if not less of a cliffhanger.

[BK001]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

I did wonder if Nucky knew any of these people even though they all had small pooches.

Hey T,

Nothing but double checking -- did you mean pooches or pouches?

PS

Or paunches?

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by BK001

Hey T,

Nothing but double checking -- did you mean pooches or pouches?

Carry All Pouches | Society6

Dogs and not purses or fanny packs or whatever and not for NOTHING.

I do go to the Paradise Dog Park but not all that often.

[Kenswing]

It's getting NOTHING but weird around here.. lol

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

It's getting NOTHING but weird around here.. lol

NOTHING but the truth.