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Old 03-05-2018, 11:39 PM
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The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.


I’d like to know how we’re supposed to get the gator meat from Costco to The Villages without it getting gamey. NOTHING worse than bad gator meat, yuck !


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The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.
Nucky, you are quite the story teller - real AND imagined. Too funny. I wouldn't even know how to add on to that. Some people, like you, have the gift and some of us have NOTHING, like me -

But, please, keep the stories coming!
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The best news comes from Risk. Heading south is a Risk. Even with the storms since we've been here, there is Nothing so beautiful as Florida Living. I'm thinking about a new club. Retirees who want to wrestle alligators. Plastic toy ones to start then work our way up to the real thing. The last instructor was eaten, Its a long story. He was upset because he couldn't get to Costco on time for help from his son Bubba who starred on Swamp People. He now rests in pieces. He was distracted when he met his demise. This is a story Nothing more, the gator part anyway. Next poster continues the gator wrestling story and so on.
Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....
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Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....
The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales.
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The 2 of you could write a book.......NOTHING but tall tales.
Title of the book should be >>> "NOTHING But Gator Tales"....
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Nucky, have U fall'in OFF the Deep-End? Retirees wrestle'in alligators!!! HeLL NO!! Half of us Old men can't even hit a golf ball on the drive'in range...If NOTHING else start out with a Real 3 Foot Gator with NO TEETH....
JSW14, who has no teeth in the opening act? Is it the aggilator or is it da Gator Wrestler? If I said to you the old grey mare ain't what he used to be would you accept that as a fun fact or dissect it to point out a mare is a female horse? By the way if I fell off the deep end it would result in a sinkhole or a tsunami. It would be more than Nothing. A whole lot to consider.

Hey W. When your rebuilding the Cheby Motor Man just put a little grill on the side to warm up the gator so you have a source for snacks on the way back on your Sunday rides. Better than Nothing right?
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Justified weather reports are NOTHING.


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I resemble that remark.


Zero tolerance policy enforcement...NOTHING VIOLATION


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You might resemble this too -

NOTHING violation!!
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NOTHING violation!!


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I am Nothing but distracted and got busted again. Triple Nippy Drats! Never Again. Good Night yous Nothingburgers!
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When the doc steps out from the exam room for a few seconds, this NOTHING dares a selfie.The Villages Florida


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