[Allen]

ONE…

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

TWO…

Once upon a time the “Man of the House” decided to wash his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room he shouted, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends”, his lovely wife replied… “What does it say on your shirt?”

He yelled back… “OHIO STATE!”

…and they blonds are dumb!

THREE…

“It's just too hot to wear clothes today,”
Hubby said as he stepped out of the shower.

“Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”

“Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.
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