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just about anything

is fair game

for a joke

BUT NOT GOLF
A funny guy.

A funnier Barefoot.

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Old 01-20-2016, 11:53 AM
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Coastal snowstorms suck

Double whammy sucks

shoveling snow sucks

blowing snow sucks

not blowing snow

without snowblower sucks

frigid cold sucks

but still remember

life is good

wherever you are
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Old 01-20-2016, 11:56 AM
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A funny guy.

A funnier Barefoot.

Barefoot is just

plain old CHICKEN

I'd give her

lots of shots

If Jordan Spieth

gave me what

I'd give her

I'd beat him

every single time!!!
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Old 01-20-2016, 11:59 AM
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Barefoot is just

plain old CHICKEN

I'd give her

lots of shots

If Jordan Spieth

gave me what

I'd give her

I'd beat him

every single time!!!
Barefoot needs caddy.

Jordan Spieth perhaps?

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Old 01-20-2016, 12:46 PM
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Coastal snowstorms suck

Double whammy sucks

shoveling snow sucks

blowing snow sucks

not blowing snow

without snowblower sucks

frigid cold sucks

but still remember

life is good

wherever you are
Guy I sold

snowblower to has

offered to come

over and take

care of us.

You are Rite.

Life is good.

We should be

moving to Florida

just as the

weather gets set

to INFERNO mode.
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Old 01-20-2016, 05:27 PM
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Guy I sold

snowblower to has

offered to come

over and take

care of us.

You are Rite.

Life is good.

We should be

moving to Florida

just as the

weather gets set

to INFERNO mode.
Pools are nice.
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Old 01-20-2016, 05:32 PM
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Pools are nice.
Two word sentence

Pool="Ball Buster".
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Old 01-20-2016, 06:42 PM
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Barefoot is just

plain old CHICKEN

I'd give her

lots of shots

If Jordan Spieth

gave me what

I'd give her

I'd beat him

every single time!!!
(Making squawking noises).

Yes, Barefoot is

chicken. There aren't enough

shots in the world

to make a

lobster bet dependant

on my golf!

How about mahjongg??

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Barefoot needs caddy.

Jordan Spieth perhaps?
I'd definitely start

golfing if Jordan

Spieth would caddy!
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Two word sentence

Pool="Ball Buster".
Other ball busters!!
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just about anything



is fair game



for a joke



BUT NOT GOLF

In The Villages,

Golf may be

The biggest joke!
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(Making squawking noises).

Yes, Barefoot is

chicken. There aren't enough

shots in the world

to make a

lobster bet dependant

on my golf!

How about mahjongg??



I'd definitely start

golfing if Jordan

Spieth would caddy!

4 word penalty

Loss of down

10 yard penalty.
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Lobster Arrabbiata, prego!
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(Making squawking noises).

Yes, Barefoot is

chicken. There aren't enough

shots in the world

to make a

lobster bet dependant

on my golf!

How about mahjongg??



I'd definitely start

golfing if Jordan

Spieth would caddy!
Sorry flagrant foul.

Fifteen yard penalty.

No challenge allowed.

Three Word Violation.

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Old 01-21-2016, 12:56 AM
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4 word penalty.
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Sorry flagrant foul.
Three Word Violation.
Whoops! I apologize.

Glad to see

word police out.

I'll punish myself.

I'll go sit

in the corner!
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Old 01-21-2016, 06:02 AM
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Whoops! I apologize.

Glad to see

word police out.

I'll punish myself.

I'll go sit

in the corner!
Better yet, go

to fish market

and buy LOBSTER

second choice: take

some golf lessons

you'll need them!
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