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If Bare is

Out Practicing golf.

I'd better too.

Game is bad

This time of year.

Time to challenge

Her about which

Might be best.

Maine or PEI.
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The heck with

A shovel. Buy

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I SWEAR I

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snowblower money could

buy when I

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blowus sellus prematurus
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Out practicing golf

So I can

challenge Eagle to

a grudge match

for a lobster.
You are on!

I suggest we

play from the

tips at Antler

Creek, Colorado Springs

Only 8,396 yards.
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Old 01-20-2016, 07:20 AM
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You are on!



I suggest we



play from the



tips at Antler



Creek, Colorado Springs



Only 8,396 yards.

If you play

From the tips

Perhaps steak tips

As the Prize?

And lobster tails

On the side.
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You are on!

I suggest we

play from the

tips at Antler

Creek, Colorado Springs

Only 8,396 yards.
Could go Australian. Nullarbor Links - The World's Longest Golf Course
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Annie Hall: Lobster!
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la de da
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Flashdances' eating lobster.
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Splash chomp down!
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Lobster mallet size??
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Out practicing golf

So I can

challenge Eagle to

a grudge match

for a lobster.
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You are on!
Not practicing golf,

I was kidding.
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Old 01-20-2016, 11:30 AM
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Not practicing golf,

I was kidding.
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Not practicing golf,

I was kidding.
just about anything

is fair game

for a joke

BUT NOT GOLF
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blowus sellus prematurus
Bendus Overus Mistakiepuss.

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