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Lobster with eight

legs is missing

from my winning

bet, that is

simply the dregs
Dregs? Says he.

Where is she?

Who keepeth lobster

From the Golfer.

Is it earned?

Bare sayeth no!

So Golfer plots

Lobster to go.

His winning bet

Is no more

The losing challenge

Makes him sore. ::big:applause::

(thank you, thank you very much)
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Dregs? Says he.

Where is she?

Who keepeth lobster

From the Golfer.

Is it earned?

Bare sayeth no!

So Golfer plots

Lobster to go.

His winning bet

Is no more

The losing challenge

Makes him sore. ::big:applause::

(thank you, thank you very much)
Sore lobster loser??
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Sore lobster loser??

Or more like

Sore losing lobsters.
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Or more like

Sore losing lobsters.
Lobster a go-go?
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Lobster a go-go?

Lobster gone gone.
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Lobsters from the

FOOT that is

BARE, never seem

to show up

I think she

just doesn't care
Much talk about

lobsters, poetry too.

Eagle loses bet!

What a cotton-

headed ninny muggins.

(Whoops, doesn't rhyme).
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Much talk about

lobsters, poetry too.

Eagle loses bet!

What a cotton-

headed ninny muggins.

(Whoops, doesn't rhyme).
Muggles' mystery mittens?
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Old 01-17-2016, 01:44 AM
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Much talk about

lobsters, poetry too.

Eagle loses bet!

What a cotton-

headed ninny muggins.

(Whoops, doesn't rhyme).
been called worse

where's my lobster???
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I respect commitment.

Collection efforts not

bearing any fruit.

Wanna bear fruit?

Better Call Vito.

Wanna bear Lobster?

Definitely call Rocco.

Rocco and Vito

are rough may

call the target

a Cotton Tailed

Ninny Muggins Head.

Thats An Original.

Or possibly worse.

Chicken Livered Sissy.

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Where's my mitten!!
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Where's my mitten!!
Lobster ate it!
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Day 16 today

Of Juicing Program.

30 day Limit.

This is great.

32 pounds GONE.

Ultrasound on heart

found #35 elbow

Macaroni and remnants

of Big Mac.

Gotta shape up.

Have another Juice.
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Big Mac CAD

a national problem

supports local cardiologists

keeps lots of

cath labs open
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Slamming the door!


It's crazy out there!


On that forum.
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Slamming the door!


It's crazy out there!


On that forum.
3 word violation

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