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Old 05-21-2016, 02:39 PM
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Ready for lobster???
I was born

ready for Lobster.

Originally my wife

was attracted to

me for the

shade I provide!

The quality of

my packing is

deteriorating very rapidly.

Trying to get

fired from this

non paying gig.

Mrs. Nucky on

farewell tour today.
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Old 05-21-2016, 04:24 PM
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Praise and thanks



to all that



helped with your



kind response's to



my concerns and



question's. I'm just



a little nervous



buying out of



state for the



very first time.



I am strapped



with more knowledge



now due to



many great people.



I am grateful!



Locked and loaded



ready for action.


Nucky, for you

FL is out

Of the country.

Got your passport?
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It's that rugged

Life in Canada (Eh?)

Come on down!
Wish we could!

But then we'd

exceed the USA

182 day rule.
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Shouldn't you be

outside scraping ice

off your car?

Or better yet

buying my lobster
No ice here -

temperature in 70s.

I got tired

of bickering and

sent you lobster

via Fed Ex.

Didn't it arrive?
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Wish we could!

But then we'd

exceed the USA

182 day rule.
Maybe there is

a loophole somewhere?
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Nucky, for you

FL is out

Of the country.

Got your passport?
Nucky, did you

buy a house?
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Old 05-21-2016, 05:33 PM
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Nucky, for you

FL is out

Of the country.

Got your passport?
I shredded it

today. I was

to adopt a

child overseas but

never used the

passport. Wow I

looked good younger!

Now like this

Not the other

end of the

horse wise guys!

Why the long

face? Old joke.
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Old 05-21-2016, 05:34 PM
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Maybe there is

a loophole somewhere?
We'd love to

find a loophole.

It's not happening.
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We'd love to

find a loophole.

It's not happening.
Need better lawyer.
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We'd love to

find a loophole.

It's not happening.


There are several

Loopholes: 1) Southern border

2) Marry a Floridian

(Then get divorced

And remarry Fireboy)

3) just stay here

(They'll never find

You. They don't

Ever even try.)

4) there are more

But I'll pay

For saying them.
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Old 05-21-2016, 08:06 PM
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Nucky, did you

buy a house?
We were very

close today but

no dice. You

know what that

means Mrs Barefoot

something better is

on the way!

Maybe driving down

to TV next

weekend then back

to finish packing.

Its a loose

plan for now.

Never thought our

day would arrive.

Mrs Nucky business

closes next friday

at 6pm. If

all is a

go we ride

7pm. We'll see!
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We were very

close today but

no dice. You

know what that

means Mrs Barefoot

something better is

on the way!

Maybe driving down

to TV next

weekend then back

to finish packing.

Its a loose

plan for now.

Never thought our

day would arrive.

Mrs Nucky business

closes next friday

at 6pm. If

all is a

go we ride

7pm. We'll see!
Have safe journey.
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Old 05-22-2016, 09:06 AM
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No ice here -

temperature in 70s.

I got tired

of bickering and

sent you lobster

via Fed Ex.

Didn't it arrive?
Mrs Barefoot, You

sent The Lobster

to us by

mistake. Lobster on

a bagel with

Pork Roll, delicious.

You probably sent

the cash payment

to Golfing Eagle.

Mixed up addresses.
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Old 05-22-2016, 09:36 AM
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Please Google GetHotHands.com

Great Lobster Handler.
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Old 05-22-2016, 03:42 PM
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I am Verclempt.

There is this

salty water running

from my eyes.

It happened once

before when I

was a boy.

Shredding and throwing

out a lifetime

of various tchotchkes

is very MOVING!
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