[Donna]

Wal-mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting
woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they
twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.
'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' ;D

[Sidney Lanier]

Perfect!!!