Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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What I want in a man
> > What I Want In A Man!
> > Original List: > > > > > > 1. Handsome > > 2. Charming > > 3. Financially successful > > 4. A caring listener > > 5. Witty > > 6. In good shape > > 7. Dresses with style > > 8. Appreciates finer things > > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises > > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) > > > > 1. Nice looking > > 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs > > 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner > > 4. Listens more than talks > > 5. Laughs at my jokes > > 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease > > 7. Owns at least one tie > > 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal > > 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries > > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) > > > > > > 1. Not too ugly > > 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car > > 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally > > 4. Nods head when I'm talking > > 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes > > 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture > > 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach > > 8.. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids > > 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down > > 10. Shaves most weekends > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) > > > > > > 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed > > 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public > > 3. Doesn't borrow money too often > > 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting > > 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times > > 6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends > > 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear > > 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner > > 9. Remembers your name on occasion > > 10. Shaves some weekends > > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) > > > > 1. Doesn't scare small children > > 2. Remembers where bathroom is > > 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep > > 4. Only snores lightly when asleep > > 5. Remembers why he's laughing > > 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself > > 7. Usually wears some clothes > > 8.. Likes soft foods > > 9. Remembers where he left his teeth > > 10. Remembers that it's the weekend > > > > > > What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) > > > > 1. Breathing. > > 2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
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It's weird that items on the age 72 'wish list' about what we want in a man were all it took for us women to be thrilled with our SONS at age 2!
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