[getdul981]

[You just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that we old people had a career before we

retired.....]





Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.





Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded

and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.





One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.





"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but

your being late so often is quite bothersome."





"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."





"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear."





"Yes sir, I understand your concern and I'll try harder."





Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, "It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired

from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"





The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.





He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get

your coffee, sir?'"

[2BNTV]

The opposite side of the coin is Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter's joke as a Wal-Mart greeter is.

Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your s**t and get out. Have a nice day.

[SALYBOW]

The opposite side of the coin is Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter's joke as a Wal-Mart greeter is.

Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your s**t and get out. Have a nice day.[/quote]

The way I heard it is is especially fitting for TV

Welcome to Walmart...here's a cart you Old Fart!

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Good one, Greg!

Bill