[REDCART]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: (If this is a repeat, I apolgize.) It's also obviously from a woman's perspective!

• Men Are Just Happier People.
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks and engines.
• A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

[jdsl1998]

I just found this and it's great......

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by gryoung

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: (If this is a repeat, I apolgize.) It's also obviously from a woman's perspective!

• Chocolate is just another snack.

No way!

[tudacee]

Now this really had me laughing!!!

[Jane52]

These were my favorites - LOL!!!!!

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.