[ijusluvit]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. ‘Then, why do you even give a s***?’

[Bill-n-Brillo]

HA!!! Funny!

Bill

[tainsley]

That was halarious!!!!!!!

[2BNTV]

Good One.

It reminded me of this:

Here's a true story of when my Uncle Joe was introduced to the family before marrying my Aunt Virginia.

My uncle Buejay, (nickname), asked him if he wanted to go down to the bar and have a couple of drinks. Joe replied, I don't drink.

Bluejay said maybe we could find a crap game. Joe said, I don't gamble.

Bluejay asked Joe was he did for amusement. Joe replied, "I play the fiddle".

Bluejay turned to his sister Viginia and said, "you better lose this guy because he is dull"

This Labor day marks their 74th anniversary and he is still very much in love and devoted to her.

[rubicon]

Originally Posted by ijusluvit

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. ‘Then, why do you even give a s***?’

[seashorecaroline]

Hysterical!!!!