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(Note: Please replace 'Ohio' with the Northern state of your choice!)

It's winter in Ohio
and the gentle breezes blow
seventy miles an hour
at thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Ohio
when the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter
and your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful.
so I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Ohio
cuz I'm frozen to the ground!
Have a great day!