[grampy]

A man and a woman have been married for 40 years. One evening at dinner, the woman turned to her husband and said, “you know 40 years ago, on our wedding day, you told me that you loved me, and you haven't said those words since.” They sat in silence for a long moment before the husband says, “if I change my mind, I'll let you know.”

[Sparky99]

My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"
I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."

[Ecuadog]

I told my wife that if I hit the lottery, she'd never find me.

She said, "Sure I will. I'll just go into one bar... any bar... and wait. Sooner or later, you'll walk in."

[Michael G.]

Wife came home and calls to her husband: "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery".
He says: "Great news."
She said, "No, I mean it, pack your bags and get out."