[Muncle]

Got this from a friend. Some are good, some not so good. Fell free to add new ones if you're feeling inventive.

You Might Be a Villager


If you have ever waited over 1 hour to be seated in a restaurant, you might be a Villager.

If you've ever drive a golf cart for more than 10 miles in a day, you might be a Villager.

If you know what Pickle Ball, Hand and Foot and Mexican Train mean, you may be a Villager.

If you have ever gone out drinking and dancing for the evening and when you got home it was only 7 PM, you might be a Villager.

If your heart starts pumping every time you hear the Electric Slide, you might be a Villager.

If you've ever played golf with someone who uses a driver to tee off on a par 3 hole, you might be a Villager.

If you have ever fantasized about dumping 1000 marbles under the feet of line dancers, you might be a Villager.

If you plan your day around happy hours, you might be a Villager.

If you've ever played bingo while sitting in your golf cart, you might be a Villager.

If you have ever been told by a Golf Ambassador to speed up, you might be a Villager.

If you have attended all the political rallies in your area and have never seen a Democrat contender, you might be a Villager.

If you can no longer become pregnant but your husband looks like he is, you might be a Villager.

If you have ever heard an ambulance siren and wondered if there was a tee time opening up, you might be a Villager.

If you go to a wake or a wedding and look for the 50/50 sales, you might be a Villager.

If you receive an average of 3 free dinners in the mail every week for you and your spouse to attend a retirement seminar, you might be a Villager.

If you have ever been asked if you have seen the shuttle since you moved to Florida and you reply that not only have you seen it, but you've ridden it to the airport, you might be a Villager.

If all the hot parties in your neighborhood all end before 9:30 pm, you might be a Villager.

If depends has a whole different meaning than in most places, you might be a Villager.

If you are turned all about by roundabouts, then you might be a Villager.

If you start a fire in your house after turning on the oven and igniting the oven instructions inside, then you might be a Villager.