Let's write a short story. Part 3.
 

It was the second day before Christmas and all through the Villages not a gator was stirring nor even a gopher tortoise. When along came 2BNTV and...

said, "How in the H - E - double hocky sticks did I get in the Villages? When I went to sleep last night I was in Connecticut for crying out loud." Oh well anyways................

Now that I am here I KNOW I have a place at Gracie and Sweetie and Helene's table for Christmas Eve. But where will I go for another fun place on Christmas day? Just then his cell rang and it was...............

Bonny who said "After you eat all of Gracie's fine food, let's meet up at Havana for dinner", "Okay" said 2B and hung up, but then his phone rang again and it was Patty.. "I heard you were going to Havana 2B, don't do it, spare yourself, that's all I have to say." And she hung up, so now 2B was in a quandry, but.............

he was too full of food to move so he call Ed as he had a wheelbarrow that he could transpot 2B back to his car. 2B got in his car and headed to.......

...try to get some games of pickleball, bocce, shuffleboard, and billiards in so as to wear off all that good food. 2B had to work very hard to get that bocce ball moving. And along came....

Pattyland. Patty greeted 2B and wished him a Merry Christmas, at which time the politically correct police (PCP) showed up and issued Patty a ticket for non-authorized specific holiday greetings. The PCP were suddenly startled to hear a crashing sound only to turn around and see that rubicon had ramed their yesteryear golf car with the light tree and siren on it. rubicon then fled while yelling at the PCP over his shoulder, It's Merry Christmas dammit, and don't you forget it". 2B, shocked by this turn of events decided to...........

Bill from Bill-n-Brillo fame eating a bagful of popcorn. He asked 2B if he wanted some but 2B refused politely and then Bill........

..rolled his eyes in that special way of his and said "Well, that's more for me!" Tal was wandering around the bocce court looking for his balls, when....

When he remembered that old saying, "old golfers never die, they just lose their........

carrots. I mean Tees or was that peas. Anyway 2b saw a sign in someone's yard that said. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES. Good grief he thought, I am moving here to be assaulted with food. I want to hear some music and dance, so he took his new golf cart to Lake Sumter Landing and when he arrived he was swarmed by a large bunch of........................

...grapes of course!

2B stepped out of his golf cart and started dancing to the sound of Rocky and the Rollers singing HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE VINE! Suddenly the dancing queen herself KathieI grabbed 2B and...

and you could say... the Grapes of Wrath have befallen him.

Thrown by Villages still upset about there not being parades in the Squares. 2B thought that everyone does not need a parade so he started throwing....

and... and... http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...94872084_q.jpg.

And you can just imagine what happened. Why, I can hardly believe it but they were.....

TOTV'ers that were forming their own parade and they proceeded top march over to Pturners house. They needed protection from an unknown angry mob who wouldn't let them have seats for their guests as they had saved them all and P broke out some squirt guns to.........

....Make sure that they got just what was coming to them by dousing them in Lake Sumter water via squirt gun. Which, unfortunately for P, brought in the....

anti-P P squad and dragged P off to....

...the secret nightly sessions at the Old Mill Playhouse of forcing culprits to watch the Its a Beautiful Day in the Villages DVD hundreds of times. After which, P said....

"Who am I, where am I, how did I get here. Someone please...

please me oh yeah I want to be pleased. Oh my, I just had a flashback. It felt like...

I was a cartoon being whiped out by an eraser. Now what am I...

supposed to do? Shall I get in my golf cart and make figure eights on Rt 466A until I get dizzy, or shall I...

Go back to Greacie's for some more food. I hear she is serving . . .

The Traditional Christmas Dinner Menu
"•Honey Glazed Ham
The glaze on this ham is made of honey and butter. It adds delicious flavor and color to your holiday ham. If you simply want to reheat a pre-glazed spiral sliced ham, please see How to Heat Fully Cooked Ham.
•Potatoes Grand Mere
This perfect recipe for scalloped potatoes is rich and delicious. I only serve it on holidays.
•Carrot Pineapple Gelatin Salad
This salad is traditional in my family. I love the color and the sweet flavor it brings to the meal. Try it!
•Creamy Molded Cranberry Salad
I just found this salad recipe after it was lost for years. I was so happy to see it again. The color and flavor are perfect for Christmas. There are a lot of recipes out there similar to this one, but none I could find that are molded. I think that makes this salad special and adds a touch of elegance. Ground cranberries are sweetened with sugar and marshmallows, and suspended with celery and nuts in a creamy gelatin mixture. Yum!
•Sour Cream Cherry Fruit Salad Mold
This gorgeous salad has the most incredible pink color. It's full of nuts and fruits, tender and not too sweet, and perfect for a celebration.
•Parker House Rolls
These tender and delicious rolls must be on the holiday table at my house. You can make them the day before Christmas and reheat in the oven or microwave before serving.
•Special Green Beans
The fresh crisp tender texture and flavor of these beans make them the perfect side dish for this rich holiday dinner.
•Christmas Cookies
This selection of cookies include my family favorites. My personal favorite? Butter Pecan Turtle Cookies!"

To which many say....

the entire population of The Villages! Everybody bring your own...

...bacon. To which Skyguy said "Hey, you are confusing TOTV threads!" But, did not Graciegirl say that she would be showing the movie....

It's a Wonderful Life...

...here in The Villages!

Canadian Bacon? That's a very fitting movie for Christmas exclaimed Barefoot. To which, 2B countered....

Boulder-dash!!! But then...

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They heard the sweet sound of caroling outside their door and ........

joined in singing "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" and the wishing everyone a Merrry Christmas. The carolers left to sinfg songs at Redwitch's house and she.....

thought they were so hot that she got out a hose and cooled them down! The carolers then...

Went marching through the streets encouraging everyone to . . .

bring out towels so they could dry themselves. They then...

...roasted their chestnuts near Redwitch's fire to which onlooking Graciegirl said that she had seen enough of bare &^%$# watching Magic Mike. P then replied....

"Speaking of bare &^%$#'s,.....