[The Great Fumar]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money

Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ??

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

confused Fumar

[villages07]

why, why, why is this thread in the "All about Pets" forum

and, better question....

what the heck is The Great Fumar doing in the Pet Forum?

Nonie, Barefoot, and KathieI are bound to run him right outta here!!!

(just kidding, oh great one)

[JeanneBeannie]

Originally Posted by villages07

why, why, why is this thread in the "All about Pets" forum

and, better question....

what the heck is The Great Fumar doing in the Pet Forum?

Nonie, Barefoot, and KathieI are bound to run him right outta here!!!

(just kidding, oh great one)

Lol lol....I was wondering the same thing myself lol Villages07 .

Fumar did you get lost? Or is the Pet Forum really your favorite? girlneener:.

Just kidding here too oh great one .

[kittylecroix]

Fumar, Don't know what forum this is supposed to be but these are a riot!

[swrinfla]

I'm inclined to think that The Great Fumar was sitting out there and decided to stir up TOTV and selected this Pet Forum thread purely by chance.

After all, he has been devious and off-the-wall from the beginning, hasn't He?

SWR

[GMONEY]

Don't matter which fourm it is in. That was funny. I dont know how many times I have said and done the same thing.
As Always, GF way to lighten things up

[JeanneBeannie]

Lol....yes it was very funny and very clever Fumar...very enjoyable!

[handieman]

May I add one please?
Why, when you drop a small item on the floor, does it always roll to the most inaccessible place within the 6 ft radius your standin in. or finds a crack if available??
Handie