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Old 10-10-2009, 12:52 PM
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After accidentally winning the Nobel, and being nominated for a Pulitzer, the Heisman Trophy, an Oscar, and the Triple Crown....oops...strike Triple Crown...that's a horse racing thing, President Obama realized there wasn't much else to shoot for... so......he decided there was more political capital in naming awards after himself. To establish the winners, he will use data from a secret bunker in the basement of the White House. The information was acquired by Obama's "report fishy stuff from the internet" squad. TOTV of Florida will be the first venue recognized. The President has granted pardons to Bernie Madoff and Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress so they could serve as co-Obama Award Czars to keep things on the up and up .

The first round award recipients are:

The Obama for critic I would most like to convert......or make disappear....the winner is Bucco.

The Obama for "what the hell is sheeple" goes to BTK,

The Obama for the scariest poster - ptownrob

The Obama for the most tenacious and annoying Obama critics created a log jam in the Oval office. No one could make a decision, surprise, surprise....soooo...they made multiple awards. The recipients are ejp52, cashman, gnu, Jurek, Ooper, Number 6 and the ever vigilent BBQMan

The Obama for the most repetitions of the Hillary "vast right wing conspiracy" defense for the indefensible goes to......Chelsea

The Obama for the voice of reason but I don't know if he voted for me award
goes to ....Taltarzac

The Obama for soft liberalism, "I don't always agree with him", award goes to the ever eloquent lady from Colorado who delights in annoying the conservatives....Cologal

The Obama award for the person I would most like to name a Czar in my administration is......a toss up between Muncle, not Muncie and Fumar. Muncle originally declined because he was concerned that certain statutes of limitation may not have expired yet. He was reassured there would be no background checks for Obama Czars. Fumar laughed hysterically and said they must have him confused with one of the Castro brothers. Where is the Great One?

The Obama administrative award for "because I said so....if you don't like it don't let the door hit you in the on the way out", goes to.....Tony

The Obama award for the poster who traveled the greatest distance to post goes to Yoda who came from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

The Obama for "they try to keep me from posting in the political forum and every time I try to get out - they pull me back in" award goes to ....DKlassen

The Obama for "I'm only interested in the investment stuff, but, I just can't resist peeking in political" goes to ....Boomer

The Obama award for the creative resurrection of the timeless but dated "chickenhawk" defense goes to...this one is easy...vtcyclist

The Obama for "way too much time on his hands" goes to .....Cabo

Please feel free to add your own nominations
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Old 10-10-2009, 02:16 PM
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Gotta luv it!!!!!
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by cabo35 View Post
After accidentally winning the Nobel, and being nominated for a Pulitzer, the Heisman Trophy, an Oscar, and the Triple Crown....oops...strike Triple Crown...that's a horse racing thing, President Obama realized there wasn't much else to shoot for... so......he decided there was more political capital in naming awards after himself. To establish the winners, he will use data from a secret bunker in the basement of the White House. The information was acquired by Obama's "report fishy stuff from the internet" squad. TOTV of Florida will be the first venue recognized. The President has granted pardons to Bernie Madoff and Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress so they could serve as co-Obama Award Czars to keep things on the up and up .

The first round award recipients are:

The Obama for critic I would most like to convert......or make disappear....the winner is Bucco.

The Obama for "what the hell is sheeple" goes to BTK,

The Obama for the scariest poster - ptownrob

The Obama for the most tenacious and annoying Obama critics created a log jam in the Oval office. No one could make a decision, surprise, surprise....soooo...they made multiple awards. The recipients are ejp52, cashman, gnu, Jurek, Ooper, Number 6 and the ever vigilent BBQMan

The Obama for the most repetitions of the Hillary "vast right wing conspiracy" defense for the indefensible goes to......Chelsea

The Obama for the voice of reason but I don't know if he voted for me award
goes to ....Taltarzac

The Obama for soft liberalism, "I don't always agree with him", award goes to the ever eloquent lady from Colorado who delights in annoying the conservatives....Cologal

The Obama award for the person I would most like to name a Czar in my administration is......a toss up between Muncle, not Muncie and Fumar. Muncle originally declined because he was concerned that certain statutes of limitation may not have expired yet. He was reassured there would be no background checks for Obama Czars. Fumar laughed hysterically and said they must have him confused with one of the Castro brothers. Where is the Great One?

The Obama administrative award for "because I said so....if you don't like it don't let the door hit you in the on the way out", goes to.....Tony

The Obama award for the poster who traveled the greatest distance to post goes to Yoda who came from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

The Obama for "they try to keep me from posting in the political forum and every time I try to get out - they pull me back in" award goes to ....DKlassen

The Obama for "I'm only interested in the investment stuff, but, I just can't resist peeking in political" goes to ....Boomer

The Obama award for the creative resurrection of the timeless but dated "chickenhawk" defense goes to...this one is easy...vtcyclist

The Obama for "way too much time on his hands" goes to .....Cabo

Please feel free to add your own nominations
OK,now that was damn funny.
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Old 10-10-2009, 08:42 PM
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I love the concept and I understand that the NEA, in an effort to reduce the G W Bush inflicted unemployment curse, has commissioned a new Statue of Limitations to be built in every municipality where unemployment exceeds 15%. Pundits have warned Congress and the NEA that it is "Statute of Limitations", not "Statue of Limitations" but Harry & Nancy said they just don't have time to read the entire bill right now but that it will be fixed in committee.

And if I'm going to be designated as one, I want it to be Tsar, not Czar.





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Old 10-11-2009, 12:07 AM
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Thumbs up Hahaha!

Very clever Cabo! I love it! And I will accept my award with pride and thank all the little people!
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Old 10-11-2009, 08:14 AM
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Cabo you should get the award rather than Obama.
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:29 PM
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Loved it, Thanks!
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:06 PM
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Default Once again creatively hitting the nail on the head

and generating a smile.

Thanx cabot35

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Old 10-12-2009, 08:02 AM
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Thank you I think.
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Old 10-12-2009, 04:10 PM
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I am humbled. I really want to thank Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, without whose guidence I might be truly lost. Gosh, this thread must have some comment on the Bush administration, no?
 


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