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When the store clerk calls your daughter “ma’am”.
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You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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When the store clerk calls your daughter “ma’am”.
Or the clerk mistakes your adult daughter...for your granddaughter.
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When you go to supper (dinner to some of you folks) during mid-afternoon and then go to bed at 7pm; haven't gotten to that point yet.
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Your memory is shorter and your complaining last longer.
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