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Old 07-13-2010, 09:22 AM
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As I drove past Urban Flats last night.....I spotted someone sipping a Chocolate Martian Martini who looked a lot like the galactically famous, omnipotent Jedi master. Could stories of his demise at 900 years be exaggerated or fabricated?

Gathered about the charismatic sage were several men and women who seemed hypnotized by his words of wisdom.

I heard him say...."Your president is truthful not....hmmm. To destroy America his real desire is. Deviously plan to do this under the premise of redistributing the wealth, he will. Follow like lemmings off a cliff, the uninformed shall. Commit to seeking the truth, you must.. Cast your ballot well, all should. With you shall the force be. Hmmmmm......"

Suddenly...he was gone....just his empty glass remained. Was it him? Will he return?

Should you ask......sober as a judge I was.
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Old 07-13-2010, 04:55 PM
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As I drove past Urban Flats last night.....I spotted someone sipping a Chocolate Martian Martini who looked a lot like the galactically famous, omnipotent Jedi master. Could stories of his demise at 900 years be exaggerated or fabricated?

Gathered about the charismatic sage were several men and women who seemed hypnotized by his words of wisdom.

I heard him say...."Your president is truthful not....hmmm. To destroy America his real desire is. Deviously plan to do this under the premise of redistributing the wealth, he will. Follow like lemmings off a cliff, the uninformed shall. Commit to seeking the truth, you must.. Cast your ballot well, all should. With you shall the force be. Hmmmmm......"

Suddenly...he was gone....just his empty glass remained. Was it him? Will he return?

Should you ask......sober as a judge I was.
When Obama rids the country of his enemies (the producers) where will the money come from?
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Old 07-13-2010, 07:45 PM
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When Obama rids the country of his enemies (the producers) where will the money come from?
C'mon Cash, we all saw and heard the videos. We get that 'Obama money'. It's all coming from his 'stash. Remember???
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Old 07-13-2010, 08:12 PM
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Wow cabo35. That is deep.

I hope that the Gopers don't act like the lemmings and follow Palin off the cliff. Polls say 65 percent of Repubs want her run in 2012 and 87.4 percent of Dems want her to run.
 


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