[islandgal]

Sorry, I didn't know how to resize...but could not resist this one.

[brostholder]

and that's the readers digest version.

[Figmo Bohica]

I think that is just the first paragraph.

[mrfixit]

................SO.....that is what Part 1 of the 12 part U.S. tax code looks like.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Kinda looks like my "to do" list..............

Bill

[islandgal]

[Virtual Geezer]

That has to be only the Cliff Notes.

VG

[Figmo Bohica]

That reminds me of the guy that found the Genie. Genie told him only one wish, new genie rule that took effect October 1.

After thinking long and hard and since he was getting married soon, he want to take his bride on their honey moon to Hawaii. Told the Genie, build me a road from California to Hawaii since I get air sick and my bride gets sea sick, we can only go if we drive.

Genie took off, shortly came back and said, "Can't do it, to much concrete, pilings, just not able to make it work even with the help of the Genie counsel. Please make another wish."

After a couple weeks, thought, he called the Genie back, "Ok, here is what I want, make me a women for 24 hours so I can understand how they think, why they shop, why they cry, I want to be the best husband for my new wife that I can be."

Genie, "Did you say you want 2 or 4 lanes on the highway."

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by islandgal

Sorry, I didn't know how to resize...but could not resist this one.

I get the joke. The pages are blank, right?

[islandgal]

2BNTV - You might have that right!!
I have had a book in my guest bath for years since I became single, Everything Men Know About Women.
It is blank and that is why this one was so hysterical to me.

[brightlife60]

awfully small book eh?!

[JimPete]

You don't need to read the book. Just get married young enough to the right woman and you'll get a complete course. I did 45 years ago. Fortunately I'm a slow learner so I'm counting on another 30 years or so of her tutoring.