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Old 06-03-2013, 06:33 PM
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While reading another thread that mentioned dating services, a brilliant idea came to me. If I can find a partner willing to venture into it with me, we can start a dating services exclusively for Village love bugs. No overhead, no start up costs, two short work seasons and two fabulous extended vacation periods for us. We can also include optional life insurance against premature death by windshields & engine hoods! Anyone interested?

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Old 06-03-2013, 07:47 PM
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Uuhhmmm, I don't know.........LOL
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While reading another thread that mentioned dating services, a brilliant idea came to me. If I can find a partner willing to venture into it with me, we can start a dating services exclusively for Village love bugs. No overhead, no start up costs, two short work seasons and two fabulous extended vacation periods for us. We can also include optional life insurance against premature death by windshields & engine hoods! Anyone interested?

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Old 06-03-2013, 08:22 PM
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Old 06-04-2013, 05:46 AM
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Village lovebugs only arrive May and Sept and are very messy. And for the big news they do not need any more encouragement concerning hitching up as they seem well adopted at that task
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Old 06-04-2013, 06:19 AM
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Maybe you could make a casserole
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Old 06-04-2013, 07:33 AM
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Village lovebugs only arrive May and Sept and are very messy. And for the big news they do not need any more encouragement concerning hitching up as they seem well adopted at that task
Heard the lovebugs in TV have the highest rate of STDs than any other population of lovebugs
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Old 06-04-2013, 08:35 AM
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Skyguy.. you're the bravest guy I know.
Not really manlander. Real bravery is performing a vastectmy on the love bug male partner without malpractice insurance... not to mention the extreme strain on ones eyes!
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