[Taltarzac725]

How to Please a Woman - Rotten Tomatoes

This might turn out to be a very funny thread.

This movie just opened today at the Old Mill Playhouse here in the Villages. Had hoped they would get Nope but they did not.

[retiredguy123]

Is this thread a cruel joke?

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by retiredguy123

Is this thread a cruel joke?

Check today's The Villages Daily Sun. This movie just opened at the Old Mill Playhouse.

Its premise seems to be you hire cleaning men. Probably good looking young ones to please women.

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

How to Please a Woman - Rotten Tomatoes

This might turn out to be a very funny thread.

This movie just opened today at the Old Mill Playhouse here in the Villages. Had hoped they would get Nope but they did not.

Dunno about that...but my wife has the ultimate recipe to keep a man happy.

"Good food, good sex, and don't b!tch too much".

My wife is a wise woman.

[jebartle]

Say, I agree!!!!

[Topspinmo]

Explain woman 👩….

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by Topspinmo

Explain woman 👩….

Well, according to Billy Joel...

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief, but she's always a woman to me

Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more than the garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me

Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She is frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel
But she can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool
And she can't be convicted, she's earned her degree
And the most she will do is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me

[tophcfa]

Originally Posted by Topspinmo

Explain woman 👩….

A guy gets a hole in one and a great and powerful Wizard pops out of the cup and says he will grant him one wish.

The guy says he always wanted to golf in Hawaii, but he is afraid to fly, and asks the Wizzard to build a bridge to Hawaii so he can drive there.

The Wizzard responds that as great as he is, that is an impossible task and asks him to make a different wish.

The guy thinks for a minute and comes up with another wish. He tells the Wizard that he isn’t having much luck with the ladies. He asks the Wizzard to explain to him how women think, what kind of logic they use, and how to make them happy?

The Wizzard quickly responds, how many lanes did you say you wanted on that bridge to Hawaii?

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

A guy gets a hole in one and a great and powerful Wizard pops out of the cup and says he will grant him one wish.

The guy says he always wanted to golf in Hawaii, but he is afraid to fly, and asks the Wizzard to build a bridge to Hawaii so he can drive there.

The Wizzard responds that as great as he is, that is an impossible task and asks him to make a different wish.

The guy thinks for a minute and comes up with another wish. He tells the Wizard that he isn’t having much luck with the ladies. He asks the Wizzard to explain to him how women think, what kind of logic they use, and how to make them happy?

The Wizzard quickly responds, how many lanes did you say you wanted on that bridge to Hawaii?

That's a good one!

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

A guy gets a hole in one and a great and powerful Wizard pops out of the cup and says he will grant him one wish.

The guy says he always wanted to golf in Hawaii, but he is afraid to fly, and asks the Wizzard to build a bridge to Hawaii so he can drive there.

The Wizzard responds that as great as he is, that is an impossible task and asks him to make a different wish.

The guy thinks for a minute and comes up with another wish. He tells the Wizard that he isn’t having much luck with the ladies. He asks the Wizzard to explain to him how women think, what kind of logic they use, and how to make them happy?

The Wizzard quickly responds, how many lanes did you say you wanted on that bridge to Hawaii?

Ain't it the truth!

[cherylncliff]

These posts all appear to be from males who would like to go back before women had the vote and were viewed more like property.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by taltarzac725

how to please a woman - rotten tomatoes

this might turn out to be a very funny thread.

This movie just opened today at the old mill playhouse here in the villages. Had hoped they would get nope but they did not.

i don't watch fictional movies

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by cherylncliff

These posts all appear to be from males who would like to go back before women had the vote and were viewed more like property.

Dunno. I don't date back from that time so can't say what things were like then.

Maybe some of us do...

[Joe C.]

How to please a woman .....It can be done, but the problem is that the "please" only lasts for a little while, then it's something else.

[Taltarzac725]

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five
story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since
they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads
"All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on
to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly".

This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third
floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers
and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there
were still two more floors.

On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here
have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would
rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads:

"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
it is impossible to please a woman."