[tophcfa]

Originally Posted by Joe C.

How to please a woman .....It can be done, but the problem is that the "please" only lasts for a little while, then it's something else.

Shorter shelf life than an ice cream during a 100 degree day in the direct sunlight?

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by taltarzac725

a group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five
story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only". Since
they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "we have 5 floors... Go up floor by floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."

so they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads
"all the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
and kind." the friends laugh and without hesitation move on
to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "all the men here are
wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly".

This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third
floor where the sign read "all the men here are great lovers
and sensitive to the needs of women." this was good but there
were still two more floors.

On to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "all the men here
have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."

the women seemed pleased but they decide that they would
rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads:

"there are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that
it is impossible to please a woman."

think you need to go into witness protection asap
or as a peace offering give out rulers as a mea culpa

[manaboutown]

Originally Posted by cherylncliff

These posts all appear to be from males who would like to go back before women had the vote and were viewed more like property.

Now that would be 8/18/1920 - way before I was born!

[Taltarzac725]

Has anyone seen the movie?

[ThirdOfFive]

From a freshman psych. class about 50-odd years ago...

Two groups of people, one composed entirely of women, were given a sentence to punctuate: "Woman without her man is a savage".

The punctuation consensus of the men? "Woman, without her man, is a savage".

The women? "Woman! Without her, man is a savage".

"Vive la difference"!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by ThirdOfFive

From a freshman psych. class about 50-odd years ago...

Two groups of people, one composed entirely of women, were given a sentence to punctuate: "Woman without her man is a savage".

The punctuation consensus of the men? "Woman, without her man, is a savage".

The women? "Woman! Without her, man is a savage".

"Vive la difference"!

I have known many a savage woman. The U of MN Law School had more women than men attending as law students back in 1986-1991. I think BYU Law School in 1982 had 2 in the Class of 1985 I had started in back then. And one was a law librarian there going for her law degree. She worked at the BYU Law Library.

[Villagevip]

Who cares about women and their needs? In this day and age theres Chaturbate.. I kid, the females : )

[Michael G.]

I worked with a guy that told me:
"If you take two women on a lonely island, by the time the sun would set, they will kill each other."
"If you told two men on a lonely island, they would live there forever."

He's also the guy that told me: "If they made all guns legal for 24 hours, there wouldn't one woman alive."

Be nice now, I'm just passing on what he told me.