Soory, too late, I already have that job. My friends adopted me and claim me on their taxes. Right now, I am in their home as they had to go to work. I trained them right from the start.
The only down side is they don't have a pool but there is plenty of space in their backyard. I'll have them digging a hole this weekend.
BTW - They are ten years younger then me so I am good to go.
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". 
MOM
I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).