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Old 07-15-2013, 02:32 PM
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If the flasher was an older guy, I wonder if he had to take Viagra first?

In any case, nobody likes a show off.
He didn't use Viagra, it's rude to point.
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Old 07-15-2013, 06:19 PM
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I keep my shirt on sadly due to the fact i don't have a 6 pack. I have a mini keg!
My former 6 pack is now a 12 pack!
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Old 07-15-2013, 08:58 PM
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PLEASE keep your shirts on!!!! All of you have 6 packs all right, but it's from beer and not from toned muscles. Yuck!
Ya might have picked the wrong place to live if you're repulsed by sagging skin, jiggly arms, varicose veins, barrel bellys, and crepey wrinkles. I hope you never go to any of the pools! Ruin your danged day, it would.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:11 PM
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Ya might have picked the wrong place to live if you're repulsed by sagging skin, jiggly arms, varicose veins, barrel bellys, and crepey wrinkles. I hope you never go to any of the pools! Ruin your danged day, it would.
Its like my brother in law says, "after I turned 50, I don't even want to see myself naked". How true.
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Old 07-15-2013, 09:14 PM
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Good point, Halibut...but avoid going to pools? That's the least of my worries! I'm too busy avoiding mirrors!
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Old 07-15-2013, 11:35 PM
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Men like to see women flashers because they really like to look at womens "parts".
Most women would rather not look at mens parts....they really aren't all that pretty. Hey guys....did you ever wonder why most couples "get-together" at night? Because its dark and we don't have to see anything. I'm kidding, of course, because it cuts both ways. "Flashing" my stuff just isn't the same as it was when I was 25. Oh well, everyone here in TV is the same: we are wrinkled but we are warm and above ground.
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:14 AM
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Some guys never get over their shortcommings.
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:48 AM
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Now that we have had our fun, what happened to the flasher or was he real?
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:13 PM
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I heard he was in The Villages considering retirement. But then he decided to stick it out for another year.
The best response.
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:17 PM
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The best response.
Thanks, wish I could say I thought of it. But it's an old joke. Well, without The Villages reference!
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:53 PM
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Great one liners......you guys are quick!!!
Flashers just come and go.......
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Old 07-16-2013, 01:05 PM
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Unfortunately, all our wives now understand average.
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Old 07-16-2013, 02:19 PM
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Now that we have had our fun, what happened to the flasher or was he real?
HE was real and he was showing more than his abs. My wife and I had our laughs, but when we thought about what just happened and the little children that were their, that could have been exposed it was no longer funny. I hope the police put this creep away for a long time.
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