[tomwed]

Do you want a "Holy Cow!, did you hear what he said!" moment. Just visit the political side.

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

does this mean i get a break from being censored and censured?

nope

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

No not really. I guess I'll explain it. The prior poster was criticizing those who employ humor, or rather what he referred to as lame humor in their posts, according to his definition of acceptable humor after starting with the statement he loves humor.
I copied his post and substitute golf terms for comedy terms to show the fault (my opinion) in stating how you love something, then applying your own definition, and criticizing anyone who does not apply your definition
Hence the golf ANALOGY. This was never a post critical of golfers of any skill level. I suck, and anticipate sucking even worse when I can play again
BTW, the eagles part in my screen name comes from a friend who suggested my game would be better if a bird swooped down, picked up my ball and dropped it in the hole. Please be careful when you assume.

That's funny about the eagles playing golf. I would probably have a very good number if I played golf, for bowling though. Maybe a 297 on an 18 hole golf course. If that is even possible on a Villages' area golf course as others would have to wait as I golfed which would never happen in a real world unless I golfed at night. Then a coyote would probably take off with my balls, so to speak.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

That's funny about the eagles playing golf. I would probably have a very good number if I played golf, for bowling though. Maybe a 297 on an 18 hole golf course. If that is even possible on a Villages' area golf course as others would have to wait as I golfed which would never happen in a real world unless I golfed at night. Then a coyote would probably take off with my balls, so to speak.

For all we know, they may be a coyote delicacy. After all, some people carry extra balls at night to throw at coyotes
(was that funny enough or just "lame")

[outlaw]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

That's funny about the eagles playing golf. I would probably have a very good number if I played golf, for bowling though. Maybe a 297 on an 18 hole golf course. If that is even possible on a Villages' area golf course as others would have to wait as I golfed which would never happen in a real world unless I golfed at night. Then a coyote would probably take off with my balls, so to speak.

Now that sounds painful.

[dewilson58]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

For all we know, they may be a coyote delicacy. After all, some people carry extra balls at night to throw at coyotes
(was that funny enough or just "lame")

Could be a felony.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by dewilson58

Could be a felony.

I don't think so---I typed the joke at under 20 mph, and I wasn't on a public computer anyway
(do you think if I use enough rotfl emoticons it will dispel the evil spirits?

[Bogie Shooter]

Agree with OP.
Couple of posters responded like they had their toes stepped on.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Bogie Shooter

Agree with OP.
Couple of posters responded like they had their toes stepped on.

And you don't think the post was directed at a dozen or so posters? Good thing most of us have steel toed workboots
See-I just can't resist. It's a disease.

[graciegirl]

I would ten times rather have joking than whining or the outright lies that some people put out as honest facts and I also hate all of the the rumors and innuendos and ....and Looney cat, that there was a pun and a half, fella.


I am old but not yet dead.

P.S. One more Poop thread that is a thinly veiled I hate dog thread and I will on someone's Sunday shoes.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

I would ten times rather have joking than whining or the outright lies that some people put out as honest facts and I also hate all of the the rumors and innuendos and ....and Looney cat, that there was a pun and a half, fella.


I am old but not yet dead.

P.S. One more Poop thread that is a thinly veiled I hate dog thread and I will on someone's Sunday shoes.

But please don't on my steel tipped boots---I need my toes to play lousy golf

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Do you want a "Holy Cow!, did you hear what he said!" moment. Just visit the political side.

Tom - please stay away from the dark side. You may never come back.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Bogie Shooter

Couple of posters responded like they had their toes stepped on.

My English teacher in high school used to say "A guilty conscience needs no accuser".
I'm adding a ROFLMAO since the Eagle likes them.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

My English teacher in high school used to say "A guilty conscience needs no accuser".
I'm adding a ROFLMAO since the Eagle likes them.

My English teacher always said "Never assume, it makes an a** out of u and me". ( I do like them)

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

For all we know, they may be a coyote delicacy. After all, some people carry extra balls at night to throw at coyotes
(was that funny enough or just "lame")

Those are golf balls. Easier to put in the pockets than the wasp spray carried by other Lynnhaven neighbors.