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Old 10-28-2012, 09:21 AM
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I suppose it could be worse. Look what happened in the Village of Hemingway!!

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Old 10-28-2012, 09:22 AM
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One of my golf partners would say "I have to call my broker" and heads for the trees. Guess we can do this up north because trees are more mature up there?These days more houses are built around the golf courses. I could be wrong but I noticed less golfers going to the trees at a private club than at public courses. Wonder if golfers call on brokers at Augusta.
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Old 10-28-2012, 09:23 AM
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No active "poop" threads going on......Is this turning into a "pee" thread.....
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Old 10-28-2012, 09:31 AM
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You may have to call in a sketch artist
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Old 10-28-2012, 09:58 AM
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Next time have your garden hose ready and give him a squirt back!
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Next time have your garden hose ready and give him a squirt back!
Or get one of those motion-activated sprinklers and aim it at the most likely spot for pee-petrators to go.
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Why are some of us so tolerant of golfers peeing on the course and intolerant of little dogs peeing on the grass. Don't want to start another dog poop controversy here but grown men peeing on the golf course, to me, is just disgusting.

Like I told my toddlers, "Let's go to the bathroom before we go out anywhere."
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I suppose it could be worse. Look what happened in the Village of Hemingway!!

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What happened?
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Omg....these are the funniest responses I have seen all on the same post. Some of you, maybe all of you, missed your calling. Letterman or Leno would pay you major money for these comments!
I so agree. I've been laughing my head off going through these posts, as I relay the responses to my spouse, the golfer.
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A friend of mine once had both hands in a cast.Everytime he had to pee,he found out who his true friends were.
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I would be concerned that since that one guy "marked his turf" all the "top peers" will be around doing their thing.
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Next time have your garden hose ready and give him a squirt back!
Hmmm... can you imagine their surprise to be surrounded by the TOTV Girls Posse.
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Be thankful you didn't have a fancy luncheon going on in your lanai...he may have been the entertainment.
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I really don't think he started out by saying "forget the men's room..I'm gonna pee in her yard"...Maybe he had no choice and really, really had to go. It probably embarassed the heck out of him when he realized you saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, as others have said, dogs pee outside as do squirrels, rabbits, racoons, possum, feral cats, chipmunks, skunks, etc..
...and fish pee in the water. I don't think a little human pee is going to really mess up the eco system.
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You may have to call in a sketch artist
That could lead to his peeing sent... er, I mean being sent to a Penal Colony!
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To pee or not to pee......that is the question......
Hey! At least it wasn't near Lake Sumter, or they would have to have renamed it to Lake Sumpter! Right Gracie?
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