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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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11-01-2009, 08:02 AM
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Let me see how I can put this
Our good friends (he and she) were returning from Spanish Springs on their golf cart recently and used the south tunnel under El Camino Real near The Savanna Center. It was just after twilight, so they were using their headlights.
If you have ever been along that cart trail, you know there is a lake (water retention pond). As they rounded the bend, they caught sight of some unusual activity along the back side of the pond. When their lights shone on the activity, it turned out to be a.....ah.......couple (of people) engaging in.....ah......you know......ah.....full........  ......  (so to speak). Now, of course, I'm not saying that I object to said activity, I'm, in fact, rather envious that a couple would have the freedom of spirit to do that, in a complete state of undress, in public. My friends thought it was funny, and so do my wife and I. Every time we go by that spot, I take my million watt spotlight we look real hard (I mean with our eyes....don't make me come back there). |
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#3
11-01-2009, 12:40 PM
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O.K. I admit it. It was Sweetie and me and we are just covered with bites.
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#4
11-01-2009, 05:04 PM
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 Need any calamine lotion?
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#6
11-01-2009, 08:53 PM
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Gee... I guess the back seat of the golf carts REALLY are too small! LOL
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11-01-2009, 10:11 PM
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Oh My! TH!
When I was in high school, going to those dances in the gym, there was a dance that was forbidden. That dance was called The Alligator. And Oh My! Oh My! And there was a bad girl at my high school who used to get kicked out of those dances for doing The Alligator with those hoodie boys with the flat tops with the spit curls in the middle of their foreheads. Yep. Those hoodie boys that all us girls wearing those sweater sets secretly loved. Oh. Oh My! You don't suppose that the bad girl from my high school has moved to TV? Oh My! She would be just the right age...........I have not seen her in a very long time. But if, for all these many years, she has been slathering on the baby oil and iodine and sunning herself, like she did back in high school, she will blend right in with those alligators in that pond and they won't bother her at all. Next thing you know she will be giving Alligator dance lessons at the Lifelong Learning College. Today -- Line Dancing Tomorrow -- How low can you go....... Better sign up now for those dancing lessons,TH! There might be a waiting list. Hey! Those bad girls from high school gotta live somewhere. Give that ol' girl a break. Boomer, Class of 19  T Last edited by Boomer; 11-01-2009 at 10:19 PM. |
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#9
11-02-2009, 08:20 AM
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Well you know TV is "The friendless hometown in FL!!!!"
Army Guy
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Scouts Out!!!!  NJ, PA, NC, AL, Germany, etc, etc and finally The Village of Bonita. |
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#11
11-02-2009, 01:11 PM
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