[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

[RCJ61]

Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.

[Jimmydoodlebug]

Originally Posted by RCJ61

I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count?

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580

Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

So thats why there was a line out the door at the dollar store earlier.

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug

People want to tell you that The Villages has the highest STD rate on Planet Earth. They look at you like you never heard that before. I don't argue I just say it's not that bad I've only had the clap twice since I moved here. Well, crabs once, does that count?

Crabs? That's sea food, ain't it?

[Lyarham]

Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

They put them on their cars so they can find the car easier

[Josephjmarchese]

[QUOTE=RCJ61;2283783]I love when I tell people I own a home in the Villages. Seems to be what most people know about it. Always makes for a great conversation if nothing else.[/QUOT

It seems like it’s the only thing they know about the Villages! Then I ask they if they want to come down and fool around! lol. Almost all say “no thanks” Although one guy surprised me and asked for my address ! I told him that when he came down we can talk about him getting better Medicare supplement insurance. He tore up my address! Thank you God!

[Sully2023]

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580

Depends on the color of loofah, don't 'cha know!

For the other designations, I’m sure they will come up with a color. We would not want anyone to miss out.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Sully2023

For the other designations, I’m sure they will come up with a color. We would not want anyone to miss out.

No, we're all about diversity and inclusion

[New Englander]

Originally Posted by Jimmydoodlebug

What is the true story about the loofahs on cars? Surely those people can't be living "the lifestyle" if you know what I mean.

If you are too discreet to ride around with a loofah on your car, but still want some action. Then go to City Fire on Saturday night.

[jayteadunn]

Saw my first one at Brownwood on Saturday I had to snap a picture

[phojo]

Too many cars look alike these days and white is a popular color in Florida, so loofas help you find your car.

[lawgolfer]

Every few months a feature writer, blogger, etc. comes to The Villages to write a story about the world's largest retirement community. Invariably, they end up at the City Fire at Lake Sumter and "interview" some of the patrons drinking their afternoon beers at the outside bar. The discussion always turns to the stories the writer has heard about the sexual mores of TV's residents. The "good ole boys" set down their beers and spin a tall tale for the writer. The one about loofahs is the latest in a long string. The writers know that they are being "put on", but need the story in order to get their article published. It seems that their editors require a discussion about the sexual mores of seniors before they will publish an article about The Villages.

[Steve]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

No, we're all about diversity and inclusion

I have every one of these on my car just to confuse people. When I drive home it looks like a parade!

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by jayteadunn

Saw my first one at Brownwood on Saturday I had to snap a picture

School colors??