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Old 12-24-2019, 07:39 PM
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Medicare Part G for Seniors
You are an older senior citizen and you can no longer take care of yourself and need Long Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?
You may opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G for gun) and one bullet.
You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who is paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay taxes.
Is this a great country or what
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Old 12-24-2019, 08:46 PM
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Old 12-24-2019, 09:55 PM
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Uh Oh ... in before the lock. Very funny though but I can sense the frustration behind the humor. Hope it all works out for whoever needs it.

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Old 12-25-2019, 03:47 AM
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Please if anyone gets sent to Coleman could you tell us what they are saying on the PA system
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