[Jeff.kurtz]

Originally Posted by gomoho

Here we go....

I certainly enjoy being a conversation starter!

[2BNTV]

Going for a laugh "so what's the problem?"

I assume you were being humorous. I take it you like Florida.

[sueandskip]

Originally Posted by Jeff.kurtz

I am a humorist at heart... The Villages is lovely and I really like the people that I am meeting. I am here to stay and you will find me at Panera Bread most mornings and at country line dance lessons as often as possible.

Hopefully I won't offend anyone more than Jackie Mason or certainly Don Rickles. Life is good.

Thanks for the response!

Jeff

Eats, Dances and leaves.

`The Villages Morsel - The Villages Morsel

You should check out this web sight...It is another villager with a twist on some things,,,

[Reprobate]

I so look forward to meeting you.

[Jeff.kurtz]

thanks! That is great to hear.

I expect to be at Panera Bread quite a bit. Yellow motorcycle duds.

Jeff

Answers to, "Beer here!"

[Jeff.kurtz]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

Going for a laugh "so what's the problem?"

I assume you were being humorous. I take it you like Florida.

Def enjoying FL. It's loverly and gives many new topics to spoof on.

Jeff
Eats anything, loves cats.

[Jeff.kurtz]

Just so you know... we take ourselves with humor back home. My house is in Schuylkill County, PA. Coal cracker country. We are called "crackers" and the county nickname is "Skook." You will see some of our self analyzing thoughts on FB at YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SKOOK WHEN..." https://www.facebook.com/srpoland195...09820/?fref=ts

We added double yellow lines to one lane roads to create two lane roads. We have more trees than people. Opening day of trout and dear seasons are school holidays. My town has one store. You can buy bait, ammo, bread and used cars. We have a gas station and a church. Beer is 4 miles away and no restaurants. 36 unit windmill farm. and lots of corn. If you get up that way you can use my house. Keys are under the mat.

Originally Posted by Jeff.kurtz

We added double yellow lines to one lane roads to create two lane roads. We have more trees than people. Opening day of trout and dear seasons are school holidays. My town has one store. You can buy bait, ammo, bread and used cars. We have a gas station and a church. Beer is 4 miles away and no restaurants. 36 unit windmill farm. and lots of corn. If you get up that way you can use my house. Keys are under the mat.

#22 post: finally funny. Previous posts:

[Jeff.kurtz]

Tnx. All in good spirit.

[cquick]

I suggest you retire someplace with lots of hills.

[graciegirl]

The written word lacks the subtlies of face to face communications. I solved some of those problems by always adding a so people didn't take offense at what I meant as funny.


I think you will soon get used to the flat landscape and we hope you soon love it here so much that you get all protective of your new home town like many of us are.

[LynnDeb]

Originally Posted by jnieman

We've been here almost 5 years and haven't been bit by a mosquito yet. In Ohio where we came from you go in the back yard and they will carry you away. We're glad that not everyone likes it here. Leaves more room for us to enjoy ourselves.

Agree

[DougB]

Originally Posted by Jeff.kurtz

I am a humorist at heart... The Villages is lovely and I really like the people that I am meeting. I am here to stay and you will find me at Panera Bread most mornings and at country line dance lessons as often as possible.

Hopefully I won't offend anyone more than Jackie Mason or certainly Don Rickles. Life is good.

Thanks for the response!

Jeff

Eats, Dances and leaves.

I am happy to hear you are such a good photographer. I hope you make a great living at it. Welcome to TV!

[memason]

Jeff.... I see you are now a TOTV Sponsor.

Thanks for supporting our board.

Mike

[ssmith]

.....love your photos (keep posting) and love your sense of humor. There is a websight for photos of the The Villages. Someone help me...can't remember it....maybe the Villages daily photo...hmmmm not sure. Remember not everyone will get your sense of humor and may become offended... just keep your happy go lucky attitude and don't let it bother you.