[Halibut]

Nobody, man or woman, will be allowed to wear shorts above their knees. Or madras of any type.

[marianne237]

Boy, these rumors are great. Should have this again around April 1st....love the thought of a zip line, but how about a monorail from SP to Brownwood?

[TheVillageChicken]

Sorry about the formatting problem.

[tomwed]

We get a real bubble, with HVAC.
And on Christmas Eve the bubble opens for snow that doesn't land on the sidewalks or the streets.


[i think i just blew my mind]

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

Sorry about the formatting problem.

That's amusing. Quentin Tarantino though? He would have the lovers going at the complaining witnesses with baseball bats and cutting off ears for souvenirs.

Woody Allen might be more appropriate.

[TheVillageChicken]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

That's amusing. Quentin Tarantino though? He would have the lovers going at the complaining witnesses with baseball bats and cutting off ears for souvenirs.

Woody Allen might be more appropriate.

Yes, it will be quirky and gory, no doubt. I hear that Danny Trejo is in the running for the toy boy role.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by asianthree

Monorail being built starting in December will run from Spanish Springs through Lake Sumter Landing to Brownwood into the big mall at the end

This sounds like a great idea!!!!

[jblum315]

On Labor Day, Sept. 1, all dogs living in The Villages will be allowed to poop and pee wherever they want and Village workers will clean it up.

[KayakerNC]

A massive sink-hole opens up, destroying Spanish Springs. In the rubble an underground research and testing facility, owned by the Umbrella Corporation, loses power and hordes of mutated zombies, created by the T-virus, escape and begin to roam through The Villages. The mutated monstrosities are not stopped by the gates or the round-abouts, and in a few days most of the remaining populace have succumbed to the T-virus and become zombies.
The Florida government creates a cover-story, and the outside world remains unaware.

[Serenoa]

Originally Posted by asianthree

Monorail being built starting in December will run from Spanish Springs through Lake Sumter Landing to Brownwood into the big mall at the end

No, No, No.

Lake Sumter is going to be drained, filled in & the MORSE MALL will be built there. It will have Macy's, Saks Fifth Avenue & Neiman-Marcus, with a new Publix, Trader Joes, & Costco on each corner. For your shopping convenience, golf carts, bikes & dogs will all be allowed inside the mall.

[nicoletta]

that somebody will be able to afford to live here ...next generation.

[nicoletta]

a wall will be built to keep out the impoverished...ie hunger games will become reality

[nicoletta]

that people actually care...

[Bruiser1]

Due to diminished attendance at concerts, Paul & Ringo decide to form The Beatles 2.
Danni Harrison will Join to Represent George.

After a grueling audition (and several duets) with Yoko Ono "Dr Winston O Boogie Jr" will portray John.