[Just Susan]

!!!!!!!!!!!News Broadcast!!!!!!!!!!

Attitude Greatly affected by Continuous Rainfall!

It is predicted that the craziness expressed in this thread will continue in The Villages. Due to the high level of moisture in the the air which is depleting the oxygen supply, TOTVer's and those living vicariously through them are expected to subcomb to moments of giddiness and serious brain drain...the only way to cure a waterlogged cranium.

The following weather report predicts that there is no end in sight for the pervasive silliness.



10-Day Forecast NEW: Larger Radar Maps & No Ads


High /Low (°F) Precip. %
Today Aug 23 T-Showers 82°/74° 60 %

Sun Aug 24 T-Showers 84°/74° 60 %

Mon Aug 25 Scattered T-Storms 88°/74° 40 %

Tue Aug 26 Scattered T-Storms 87°/75° 40 %

Wed Aug 27 Scattered T-Storms 87°/74° 40 %

Thu Aug 28 Scattered T-Storms 86°/74° 40 %

Fri Aug 29 Isolated T-Storms 87°/73° 30 %

Sat Aug 30 Isolated T-Storms 87°/73° 30 %

Sun Aug 31 Scattered T-Storms 85°/73° 50 %

Mon Sep 01 Partly Cloudy 86°/73° 20%


Last Updated Aug 23 09:21 a.m. ET

[Just Susan]

On a serious note....

Ronda,
Take a half circle of paper and roll it into a cone shape.

Fry strips of bacon to the doneness you prefer. The better the bacon the better the strip.

Dip Fried and drained strip into Rich Dark Chocolate that has something in it that makes it harden quickly but tastes better than that squirt bottle chocolate.

Fill cone and munch.

Good thing the pork is dipped in dark chocolate...otherwise it could be bad for you.

[samhass]

Bacon is frying as we post. ;D

[Russ_Boston]

I hope it has stopped raining in TV so we can get on with more important posts, like who stole the buffalo out from under our noses.

Not a real dog guy but that last pic by Chels is awesome!

[samhass]

Russ, Do you have the buffs??? You were here right before they disappeared. 1rnfl

[Russ_Boston]

You got me. I moved them north to save on fertilizer. And besides they are just such cute animals.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by beady

If any puppies are available send them my way...

Nonie is desperately seeking a home for Richie, the hairless poodle!

[swrinfla]

You are all certifiable! ;D

A friend's favorite description of The Villages:

"A place where none of the women can be pregnant, but where most of the men look as though they are!"

Your non-pregnant friend,

SWR

[The Great Fumar]

Thats not a man , Its a Buffalo ...

Don't you know nuthen...........

[Just Susan]

Silly Fumar, human men only look like buffalo when they lay on their backs...in that position they could also be mistaken for ski hill moguls or very big ant hills (if on the beach).

[Rokinronda]

OK Susan, I am LMAO. When you said to cut a circle of paper and make a cone out of it, I wondered, DUNCE CAP?, COVER W/FOIL and put on head BECauSE ALIENS WERE LISTENING?, but not where the choc bacon goes. mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Just Susan]

The "Pork Lickers" as they were honestly called, unlike, practically every other edible thing at the Fair, were not served on a stick. They had to serve them in some convenient portable way, so they put them in a paper cone.

(I refrained from disclosing the real name earlier, cause I can only imagine the reaction to their name.)

P.S. What does LMAO mean?

[barb1191]

Originally Posted by Susan&Tom

P.S. What does LMAO mean?

Laughing My A** Off

[PJ]

OMG Chels whata cute puppy!!! It's so cute it doesn't look real!

Me too on the preggers! There's no hubby in my house though. I was just playing Elvis' song "One Night With You", and in the middle of the night Elvis "came" ooops, haha and now I'm in that delicate situation. Wow it was lovely and soooo worth it!!!

All this rain is driving me nuts, and my frizzy hair looks like a big bleached blonde brillo pad. Just one look is enough to scar all my neighbors for life. No de-frizzers will work in this humidity! I only hope my baby has Elvis' hair!!!!

[jjdees]

Have you heard that TV has sold the buffalo to Del Webb??