[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by JMintzer

Not if you buy one of those programmable ones, and don't tell her how to use it...

Not that I'd ever do such a thing...

Buy a programable wife? Where do I sign up ?

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by jimjamuser

And fires are burning all over the West - I wonder what is causing all this HEAT?

Maybe Summer?

[dougawhite]

Originally Posted by retiredguy123

Who would control the thermostat?

Install a fake thermostat and allow your spouse all the "control" they desire. Many offices do this to allow employees to believe they are controlling the temperature.
Office Fakes and Placebos: Sneaky Ways Your Office Is Tricking You