[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Laker14

yep. we got 'em leaving in droves.

I thought droves were Snow White's friends????
😒😛😜😝

[I'm Popeye!]

We are in big trouble, The Village's Golf Cart Police......

[MorTech]

And here I thought Mensa is what women go thru monthly...Huh.

[Laker14]

Originally Posted by I'm Popeye!

We are in big trouble, The Village's Golf Cart Police......

I think a few well placed cardboard cut-outs, propped up along the MMPs of that dude will get people to slow down.
Same idea as the empty 20 year old Sumter County Crown Vics parked along Buena Vista.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Laker14

I think a few well placed cardboard cut-outs, propped up along the MMPs of that dude will get people to slow down.
Same idea as the empty 20 year old Sumter County Crown Vics parked along Buena Vista.

Have not seen empty Crown Vics for awhile perhaps they were replaced by the cut outs?

[kevinko05]

Im sure this has been given serious thought as to the efficiency of this program. Who is going to regulate the guns to make sure they are accurate? Golf caarts chasing golf carts. Sorry..I cant stop laughing. It will be fun to see Barney, Andy and maybe Golmer and Goober in action. If they do a good job maybe they will send a drunken Otis to golf cart jail.

[Garywt]

Originally Posted by kevinko05

Im sure this has been given serious thought as to the efficiency of this program. Who is going to regulate the guns to make sure they are accurate? Golf caarts chasing golf carts. Sorry..I cant stop laughing. It will be fun to see Barney, Andy and maybe Golmer and Goober in action. If they do a good job maybe they will send a drunken Otis to golf cart jail.

Once they get the speed under control maybe they will issue breathalyzers and set up some check points to try them out.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by kevinko05

Im sure this has been given serious thought as to the efficiency of this program. Who is going to regulate the guns to make sure they are accurate? Golf caarts chasing golf carts. Sorry..I cant stop laughing. It will be fun to see Barney, Andy and maybe Golmer and Goober in action. If they do a good job maybe they will send a drunken Otis to golf cart jail.

Funny

[dhdallas]

Very funny (not)...check the date posted.

[Mrprez]

Originally Posted by dhdallas

You wannabe Barney Fife types have absolutely NO authority to stop, detain, and fine anyone. You could be liable for a slew of charges as in impersonating a police officer, unlawful imprisonment, harassment, assault, reckless driving, etc. There is no way anyone will be dumb enough to even consider paying you any fines; no way, nada, nein, nay, fuhgetaboutit!

Buzzkill.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by dhdallas

You wannabe Barney Fife types have absolutely NO authority to stop, detain, and fine anyone. You could be liable for a slew of charges as in impersonating a police officer, unlawful imprisonment, harassment, assault, reckless driving, etc. There is no way anyone will be dumb enough to even consider paying you any fines; no way, nada, nein, nay, fuhgetaboutit!

But think of the fun we can have chasing people.

[Speedie]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The Villages will be starting a program to curb the speeding on multi modal paths.
The Citizens on Patrol for Speeders will start ticketing all vehicles that exceed 20 miles per hour. The first ticket will be 25$ and second and forward will be 75$. The Cops will work off a 30% commission rate, use their own golf cars, be equipped with radar guns, sirens, and use their own phone to capture pictures. The excess funds will be used to cover equipment costs, uniforms, food banks, and psychological evaluations for repeat offenders. If your interested in becoming part of COPS please call 1-800-468-9255 on Tuesdays from 10-2. Thank You!

What Villa community did Barney Fife move into?

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by dhdallas

You wannabe Barney Fife types have absolutely NO authority to stop, detain, and fine anyone. You could be liable for a slew of charges as in impersonating a police officer, unlawful imprisonment, harassment, assault, reckless driving, etc. There is no way anyone will be dumb enough to even consider paying you any fines; no way, nada, nein, nay, fuhgetaboutit!

Are we over the limit on the # of fish caught in this thread?

[Mrprez]

Originally Posted by JMintzer

Are we over the limit on the # of fish caught in this thread?

Lots of bait left, let’s keep fishing.

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Mrprez

Lots of bait left, let’s keep fishing.